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Old 03-16-2012, 05:55 PM   #9181
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Why do guys have nipples?
Would you like me to answer that?


Reminds me of a saying I heard from someone I used to work with. "Handy as tits on a bull."
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Would you like me to answer that?

Reminds me of a saying I heard from someone I used to work with. "Handy as tits on a bull."
I do believe that is "worthless as tits on a boar hog" there winds

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Why do guys have nipples?
Because if they were beer taps the women folks would be lonely.
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Yup, 7.3 turbo diesel 4X4 crew cab with the 6-speed ZF manual transmission. Just like Jesus would have driven (he was a carpenter after all!). Only difference is Jesus would have had a lumber rack and contractor tool box on His.
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PFFFT!!! We all know he would be in a Dodge! #1 It means "get the heck outta the way". #2 He's probably one of the few who could keep it running.
Whatever. All I know is he would be driving a pickup truck with a lumber rack, not a Prius!
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[QUOTE="jordan89"]Why do guys have nipples

before you are born you have both male and female parts the hormones decides which you will turn out to be
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Does this answer your weird question
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Because if they were beer taps the women folks would be lonely.
Oh, mygod!!
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Whatever. All I know is he would be driving a pickup truck with a lumber rack, not a Prius!
Damn straight.
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I like to picture my Jesus driving a old log truck with 6v92 detroit ......... with straight pipes . And a big black lab named captain riding shotgun .

Dear 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus ...... lol Ricky Bobby
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I like to picture my Jesus driving a old log truck with 6v92 detroit ......... with straight pipes . And a big black lab named captain riding shotgun .

Dear 6 pound 8 ounce baby Jesus ...... lol Ricky Bobby
Na jesus drives a deuce and a half w a black lab named duke and a blue tick w 3 legs, 1 eye and ear, and no nuts named lucky

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