Originally Posted by winds-of-change
When I ask someone a question and they don't really answer it.
ME: What time is it?
ANSWER: It's getting late.
ME: How much are you asking for that gun you're selling?
ANSWER: Not a lot.
ME: How much change did you get back when I sent you to the store?
ANSWER: A lot.
ME: What time did you take your medication this morning?
ANSWER: Before breakfast.
ME: What time
did you take your medication this morning?
Get the picture? Mostly these conversations take place between my daughter and I but it has happened with many other people.
Thanks for listening.
I feel better now.
Aw Jesus! Don't even get me started!
(walk into house after working all day outside) "Wow! Its stuffy in here! Can I open some windows?"
(answer) "Is it cooler outside?"
(Wrong retort) "No, I just thought that it would be nice if it was hot and
stuffy in here."
How about "I'm making some scrambled eggs, hash browns and bacon. Would anybody else like some?"
(answer) "A pancake would be nice." (why is there not an emoticon for FU?)
I best not continue.