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Old 11-14-2013, 11:08 PM   #30831
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I've had my ass hole fingered by a doctor. Didn't like it one damn bit, but when I was making movements that were more blood than shyt, obviously SOMEONE had to check it out. I couldn't bend my neck that far and my best buddy flat refused. Luckily it was nothing major. Got a week's worth of suppositories (didn't like using those either), a week's bed rest, and strict instructions to eat bland foods, "and for God's sake, lay off the spicy stuff, you smell like tobasco and jalapeños back here."

He was a pretty good dentist.
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He was a pretty good dentist.
I don't think I want to know.
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My doctor did it last year at my general check-up.

I said “Damn! That is embarrassing!”

He said “You’re embarrassed?! What about me? I’m the one that has to stick MY finger up YOUR a$$!”
But you paid for it.
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But you paid for it.
Now what does that make the doctor?
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My doctor did it last year at my general check-up.

I said “Damn! That is embarrassing!”

He said “You’re embarrassed?! What about me? I’m the one that has to stick MY finger up YOUR a$$!”
As long as the Dr didn't have both hands on your shoulders you were ok !
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Man I'm hurting bad... Too bad id be in bad juju if they found some lortab in my system if I have to shoot somebody tonight..... I'd actually consider taking one right now. I'm so used to them they don't alter my state of mind at all anymore.
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Old 11-15-2013, 12:40 AM   #30838
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As long as the Dr didn't have both hands on your shoulders you were ok !
Hey I don't Swing That Way!! Oh,....you weren't talking about me....(whew)...
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As long as the Dr didn't have both hands on your shoulders you were ok !
Wait... Oh ****.
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They're doctors though. They're gonna play with the nads and poop chute. I think that's the only reason they become doctors. Go to the surgeon, get fingered. Go to the family doc, get fingered. Go to the ER, get fingered. Go to the therapist, get fingered. Go to the dentist, get fingered. See? They all do it man.
some people pay double for that kind if action
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