[canebrake]

Hey Bear, if you got the The Bad Boy LT you could get a tax credit from noboma and the tree huggers for almost the entire cost!

Glenn Beck, John Stossel, and the free electric golf cart << Click Here

You'd be in high clover sportin' around the woods in that beauty. AND you would have a Spotted Al Gore approved carbon footprint.



A greener Bear.

[orangello]

Not just American made, Mississippi made.

[stalkingbear]

Lmao!!!!!!

[canebrake]

F16 vs. C-130

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"

The C-1 30 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"

The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and microwaved a Cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flash may seem a good thing!!

When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!

Us old folks understand this one.

[Hobo Bob]

Bob was looking for a little "action."

He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.

Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac?

After six times having sex, she was screaming for more.

After the eighth time, Bob told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.

On the way out, he stopped into the men's room.

He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.

After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"

[lonyaeger]

"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."

---Jack Handey

[orangello]

Trippy old film for the more northern members to LOL at: For the tractor lovers amongst us.

Fordson Snowmotor, a tractor for snow.

[Dillinger]

Every day I listen to the radio, I keep hearing these adds that advertise "If you owe more than $15,000 to the IRS..."

I just have to ask, if these guys are SO good at getting people out of trouble with the IRS, where were they when Wesley Snipes was at odds with Uncle Sam??

JD

[lonyaeger]

This is how they might pay off their back taxes....do some work!

[Hobo Bob]

How about those ads that tell you that the second item is free, and than just pay extra shipping and handling. That doesn't seem 'free' to me.