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Old 08-08-2013, 07:57 PM   #27481
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So, how does one wipe their butt in such a situation? Six weeks is a long diet.

Ya know, I've heard all about this dirt bike accident...and I never once thought to ask.

He DID figure out how to play video games with both hands stuck in a strictly "palms up" position, so who knows...
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Yes , I do not like shots in the ass or hip , anywhere else is fine . Might not have been so bad if it had not been a freakin full vile of thick antibiotics .

Hell I still have a knot on the back of my knee where me and little man rolled the golf cart a few months ago .
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I had just donated some skin to my nice and hot exhaust pipe off the back of my leg , know the part thats real white with not a whole lot of hair and jiggles when you run , yea that part .

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^^^ Branded...how did that theme song go again? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058792/

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Hey, 'Gello. Balota bought a beer when he was here visiting that he wanted to share with you.

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High patient satisfaction scores at the hospital this last quarter. Our reward? A $50 bill for every employee.

That will do little to offset the cost of a new faucet and replacing my cracked windshield, but it helps.

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Another fine day on the bike, and another fine day in class. Still writing damn reports.

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Today I saw an F-350 Powerstroke towing a dump truck. I must say I was impressed. Still couldn't pay me to drive one though.
What you're falling to mention. Is that that" dump truck" was about twelve inches long and was powered by Tonka
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What you're falling to mention. Is that that" dump truck" was about twelve inches long and was powered by Tonka
Nope. It was a K dub. It was quite a depressing sight honestly.
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Ah well. As long as it can haul a Toy...ota.

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Took the kid and dog swimming in my parents pond. Somebody decided to give the dog some food so he could have some energy, ya know? So the dog and I are approaching the raft, he starts hacking. Slobbery balls of water are shooting about a foot from his mouth. I swim at my limit trying to stay ahead if his artillery.

I make it to the raft, and he runs out of slobbery water and starts launching slobbery lumps of dog food. This must have had a higher velocity or ballistic coefficient, because he's clearing two feet. I crawl up onto the raft as he let one go onto the raft from the water. Then I pull him onto the raft (he can't get up himself), he turns around and lets a barrage go into the water.

So I'm grossed out, the kid is too, my dad is watching from the beach, trying not to gag, and he asks how I'm going to clean it up. I turn around, and he's eating the food off the raft, while the fish are scarfing up what is floating in the water. That answer your question, dad?

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