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Old 07-28-2013, 11:18 PM   #27211
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I think I missed this part in the fire safety class....
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I think I missed this part in the fire safety class....
Funny story I read somewhere, I think in "reader's digest". I love that mag, perfect for the can. I'll try to relate it...

"My family and I were having a little backyard camping trip. The boys wanted to sleep in their new tent.

We were just settling in by the campfire when we hear numerous sirens sounding off and going down the street. Fearing our neighbors were in dire distress, we all went running with the intent of offering help.

Imagine the dirty looks we got when we arrived several houses down to see our neighbor's house ablaze...and we come running up with pointed sticks, a bag of marshmallows, and a bag of hotdogs."

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Funny story I read somewhere, I think in "reader's digest". I love that mag, perfect for the can. I'll try to relate it...

"My family and I were having a little backyard camping trip. The boys wanted to sleep in their new tent.

We were just settling in by the campfire when we hear numerous sirens sounding off and going down the street. Fearing our neighbors were in dire distress, we all went running with the intent of offering help.

Imagine the dirty looks we got when we arrived several houses down to see our neighbor's house ablaze...and we come running up with pointed sticks, a bag of marshmallows, and a bag of hotdogs."

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now that would be embarrassing!

but it's pretty damn funny!
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This is how you know you've been stopping at the same gas station too often on the way to work.

I have refill cups for a local gas station and I stop by there often on the way to work. The clerks have begun greeting me and I them. We see each other often enough.

Tonight I stopped in and we all said "hi". I filled my pop cup and took it to the register. The young female clerk asks me, "Do my boobs looked coned to you?" I start laughing and ask her to repeat herself. She said she bought a new bra and it had some padding in it. And she really doesn't need padding so she feels like the bra is making her boobs coned shaped. So I tell her to turn sideways and I eye her boobs. Nope, they don't look cone shaped to me. The two clerks and I started laughing and I said that's how I know I stop there too often. The I said to the other clerk. I didn't WANT to look at her boobs but she MADE me look at her boobs. ROFL
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This is how you know you've been stopping at the same gas station too often on the way to work.

I have refill cups for a local gas station and I stop by there often on the way to work. The clerks have begun greeting me and I them. We see each other often enough.

Tonight I stopped in and we all said "hi". I filled my pop cup and took it to the register. The young female clerk asks me, "Do my boobs looked coned to you?" I start laughing and ask her to repeat herself. She said she bought a new bra and it had some padding in it. And she really doesn't need padding so she feels like the bra is making her boobs coned shaped. So I tell her to turn sideways and I eye her boobs. Nope, they don't look cone shaped to me. The two clerks and I started laughing and I said that's how I know I stop there too often. The I said to the other clerk. I didn't WANT to look at her boobs but she MADE me look at her boobs. ROFL
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Went to a gun show today, and saw something I REALLY liked. It was an OLD Winchester Model 94 in 25-35. It had almost no finish left on the metal, and had developed a beautiful grey patina. IIRC, it was about $525. Dang I wish I had the money. I don't know exactly what it was about that gun, but it has been eating at me all day.
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I think I missed this part in the fire safety class....
Wasn't that part of the Tenderfoot rank?
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do ya'll have a trophy wall to display all those ears?
I would say something Droll,..but I'm no Troll.....
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This is how you know you've been stopping at the same gas station too often on the way to work.

I have refill cups for a local gas station and I stop by there often on the way to work. The clerks have begun greeting me and I them. We see each other often enough.

Tonight I stopped in and we all said "hi". I filled my pop cup and took it to the register. The young female clerk asks me, "Do my boobs looked coned to you?" I start laughing and ask her to repeat herself. She said she bought a new bra and it had some padding in it. And she really doesn't need padding so she feels like the bra is making her boobs coned shaped. So I tell her to turn sideways and I eye her boobs. Nope, they don't look cone shaped to me. The two clerks and I started laughing and I said that's how I know I stop there too often. The I said to the other clerk. I didn't WANT to look at her boobs but she MADE me look at her boobs. ROFL
"Honey, now make sure I see you in that Bra before we go out. Wouldn't want your Boobs to look "coned"
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"Honey, now make sure I see you in that Bra before we go out. Wouldn't want your Boobs to look "coned"
The reply would be, "No, that's okay. I'll just ask that pop drinking lady that always comes into the gas station before work."
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