GGGGGGGGG to the effing RRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!
Someone changed all my contacts in my phone to call the dumbest effing idiots alive this morning .
Carquest how can i help you ?
Yea I need 6 NGK spark plugs , here is the number
Ok we have 4 here and the rest att he warehouse
Ok let me call u right back
Auto zone can we help you
Need 6 NGK *******
What was that number ?
SAY IT SLOW SO AS A 120 yo MAN CAN HEAR IT
Not pulling it up '' reads number back gets it wrong ''
SAY IT EVEN LOUDER AND SLOWER
still does not get it
YOU DUMB A$$ hang up !
Carquest different idiot
read it out again , but this time he fouls the number up 5 times then I tell him the other guy found it not 3 minutes ago why cant he ?!!!!! So I hang up on him and call back after a few minutes and ask for the 1st guy , '' he just left for a parts run '' something I can help you with ?
NO NO NO NO B/C YOU CANT HEAR OR LOOK UP A SIMPLE EFFING SPARK PLUG !
Well sir that number does not come up
LIKE HELL I ORDER 16 A WEEK FROM YOU GUYS !
After I calm down a bit I intend to call some brass and piss in their corn flakes
Not much else in this world pisses me off worse than a idiot behind the parts counter , I just want to knuckle punch them in the effing ear then stab them in the ass cheek with a pencil
Ontop of all that I drop a fresh pack of smokes in the toilet mid bombing mission , dont ask how but I did