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Old 05-14-2013, 03:43 PM   #25141
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'Gello, look how incredibly cute this little guy is. I want to kiss his little head.

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Found this in one of the yahoo comment sections.

The Tax Poem

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax.

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Old 05-14-2013, 04:15 PM   #25143
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Texas , must have been Gello doing that operation , but yes , a strange video indeed .
Nah.. first off analgesia??
...and I dont think he would be very interested replacing sprinkles ....
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Old 05-14-2013, 07:16 PM   #25144
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Anyone ever try to wash a boat cover ????? its not fun , not fun at all .
Think id rather have a swift kick in the ass .

Got a early to mid 50's evinrude outboard up here , bout a 3hp and its the EXACT same block as another one I have from the mid 90's . Guess if it aint broke dont fix it , run with what works

Winds , thats about what I invisioned you to look like LOL

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Pressure washer fixes everything... It's what I cleaned my lazy boy with.

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I am using a washer ........ 4000psi 4gpm and 250 degree water . Its not that its coming clean ,,,,,, its holding it and keeping it clean why you wash one side then you gotta flip it over and wash the other side but then the side you just cleaned gets dirty again ...... never ending cycle

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Oh...
Get a ladder, and after you've knocked off the bad stuff, clamp it to your eaves, squirt it with low pressure. Let dry, turn, repeat.

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My bad, I had a little too much whiskey on my birthday, even though it's not until the 18th
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Wife and I signed a contract on our first house tonight. For those of you who pray, please say a prayer the sellers accept our offer and we get this house. Very nervous and excited!

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Wife and I signed a contract on our first house tonight. For those of you who pray, please say a prayer the sellers accept our offer and we get this house. Very nervous and excited!
Good luck brother!!! My wife and I went thru the same thing a year and a half ago. I really hope you get it, the feeling is awesome!
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