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Old 05-13-2013, 10:02 PM   #25111
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You live in a very odd town.
Funny you should say that...
Here's a few texts between me and my cop buddy. He asked me if I was trying to blow my motor, and the conversation is as follows...



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Old 05-14-2013, 12:01 AM   #25112
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Funny you should say that...
Here's a few texts between me and my cop buddy. He asked me if I was trying to blow my motor, and the conversation is as follows...



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Stealing food? There is a couple people at my job that do the same crap. One day, there was a carry in dinner, this electrician was invited, but declined. He then got into their brownies before they did. They were not happy.

The next carry in, he declined again. This time, they made some special brownies, and he had more than one. He ended up leaving work early, thinking he was gonna stop by his girlfriends instead of going home to his wife. He never made it there, instead going home and throwing away his underwear.
Chocolate Ex Lax Brownies? LOL
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Lil mans foot after rolling the golf cart , took him in this morning to get it looked at , all will be fine , I will be glad when he starts walking on it again .
OMGosh, poor kid. Hope you all get well soon!
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Yea , we rolled it in the cul-de-sac , on the pavement , should see my ass cheek and knee
How the heck did the Golf cart flip? MM, I'm telling you, it's one thing to be reckless with your own life but please, lay off the reckless with your kids.
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I remember when I flipped a gasoline golf cart used at a driving range (the one with the cage around it). That was not a good time to learn that the top of the gas tank had a leaky crack in it. Boss was not happy.
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Okay, changing course.

I'm driving along, doing my rounds, and hear this shrieking. I stop as something enters my field of view from the right...
It's a woman dressed in a "wicked witch" from the wizard of oz costume. Complete with green makeup. On a broom. She ran into the street and began to run in circles.
Then she took off. I looked to the right again because of more racket coming, and here come two guys on stick ponies, wearing bikini briefs, with Santa beards and bellies, wearing boots and hats, chasing her, replete with "cowboy hollers" like you hear in cattle drive movies. They cross the street in front of me, closely followed by a black midget in a purple tophat and feather boa driving a shriner car, towing a radioflyer red wagon with a load of chihuahuas.

You can't make this **** up.

It brings to mind a couple of questions.
Are the Duck Commanders involved somehow?
Or... Is there a hidden camera somewhere, and this is some twisted version of "The Truman Show"?
Or... Am I freaking hallucinating? There were a few people on the sidewalk. A couple of them stopped and watched, the others paid no attention at all. If I'm hallucinating, did I hallucinate the other spectators too?
You know, I started carrying a camera with me virtually everywhere these days for just such an occasion.

Unfortunately you forgot to pick me up for work this morning.....
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Hey, on the stealing food thing. Around here you can get some "special brownies" that will get the effer fired. They are very affordable too!
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We had a pot smoking fat-@$$ roommate that liked to eat our food. He ended up drinking one of our jugs of milk that happened to have a whole bottle of tasteless laxative in it. Hey, It had our name on it and "Do not drink!!!" on it
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Have you seen "The Help?"

Mmm, pie.
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