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Old 04-25-2013, 02:16 PM   #24451
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These two posts on another thread reminded me of an incident I had at the unemployment office a while ago.

I had to reset my password so I had to actually go into the office. You couldn't do that online. So I go into the office, wait in line, then I get in front of the clerk. She asks me what my user name was so she could give me a temporary password so I can log in and reset it. I tell her my user name, which is my first and last name spelled backwards (which I use often as a user name). She writes it down, looks at it, then exclaimes, "What a coincidence that your user name is your own name spelled backwards." I tell her I chose that user name. She tells me, "No, your user name is assigned to you when you first log on to the unemployment site." So I see I'm not going to be able to convince her that I chose that user name and I simply say, "Yeah, it was an incredible coincidence."
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Long story short , got into argument with the cable company last night over a almost 700.00 bill and when they asked when they could come get their equipment I told them not to bother , I would box up the shreds and drop them off .
Keep on pissing me off and I will hook a 7kw generator up to their main line and laugh about it .
Gotta wonder how much infrastructure that would wipe out ?

Put a 12v battery in my sons 6v power wheel ford truck ......... THAT lil bastard will boogie , every time he takes off its gets sideways , he has a 4 wheeler but its 12v and its slow as slow gets and gets stuck on pavement .
I got the golf cart out last night with him and his truck , we line up in the cul-de-sac and went on 3 , once he realized I would beat him he started turning into me then it went from NHRA to Nascar to Demo derby , He would get in behind me and I would lock the brakes up or he would keep trying to pull a PIT on me .
He is way too young to be having that much fun doing this stuff , If I was bad ..... he is going to be hell

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trust you? hell, i can see we're going to jail over this bachelor party!

(trust me, it'll be alright. he says this right before the cops show up to raid the party. trust me it'll be alright. trust me) man does this have felony rap written all over it!)
No felonies. That is my one requirement. I am hoping Robo will help out in making the call here. Thinking of felonies, this may have to take place in Colorado or Washington to avoid some charges........

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Why does that have a "Hold my beer and watch this!" kinda vibe?
Since I no longer drink I will gladly hold your beer and watch. I will even hold the camera and take video too!

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I think Cinder might trust you.......it's Mobilemarine and pretty much anything he does that is extremely dangerous.
Hmm. I am getting the feeling we cannot leave the ladies out of this bachelor party.

'Gello, can you get some couples stripper teams for this gig? (meaning male/female teams- or maybe some of you guys would like some girl-on-girl action? I am guessing that nobody would be interested in mano on mano.)
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Maybe some of them california people might
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Movie 43 is ........... thee most inappropriate movie I have ever seen
thats saying alot coming from me

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Wait, wait just a second, back up the crazy train. Strippers are fine. But did I not say I want him back in one piece?! That means all phalanges and appendages still attached. One, whole, complete piece!
Some strippers even leave gifts, some of them perpetual.
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Long story short , got into argument with the cable company last night over a almost 700.00 bill and when they asked when they could come get their equipment I told them not to bother , I would box up the shreds and drop them off .
Keep on pissing me off and I will hook a 7kw generator up to their main line and laugh about it .
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He is way too young to be having that much fun doing this stuff , If I was bad ..... he is going to be hell
What is it parents tell their kids? "I hope you have a child like you were" or something like that?
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What is it parents tell their kids? "I hope you have a child like you were" or something like that?
Part of the reason I have no kids...none that I know of anyways.
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[QUOTE=MobileMarine;1226612]Long story short , got into argument with the cable company last night over a almost 700.00 bill and when they asked when they could come get their equipment I told them not to bother , I would box up the shreds and drop them off .

My brother feels like I should have Dish hooked up at the gravel pit ( I let him live there free) but I hooked up the antenna to his TV and he gets over 60 channels free.

I just wish there was a good TV guide to the over the air channels - - - the DVR is nice but I told him to use the old VHS machine and have at it or get a job and buy as much Dish as he wants.

I signed him out of prison 2 years early and let him live free, let him use a 1998 cavalier free, - - - he wants a better car ( needs 4 doors ), better toilet ( the one in the trailer is a 1969 round bowl and I have elongated bowls at my house ) better TV - - - the washing machine does not have enough functions on it - - - he has to wash dishes by hand. Poor baby he is 58 years old, has a college degree in computer aided drafting, has worked as a plumber, worked as an electrician but now just wants to sit and feel sorry for himself - - - I did not get him hooked on cocaine and I can't wait till June first when he can leave and live on his own.

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Part of the reason I have no kids...none that I know of anyways.
I'm terrified of having kids for that reason
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