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Old 04-25-2013, 05:47 AM   #24441
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I'm not allowed to have guns in my apartment... I'm wondering how they would feel about a really big dog. I kinda miss my dog... And he isn't too friendly if you get too close to me...
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Gello, do you think you could handle locating some strippers? Maybe the party could be at MobileMarine's quarry?
Wait, wait just a second, back up the crazy train. Strippers are fine. But did I not say I want him back in one piece?! That means all phalanges and appendages still attached. One, whole, complete piece!
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Wait, wait just a second, back up the crazy train. Strippers are fine. But did I not say I want him back in one piece?! That means all phalanges and appendages still attached. One, whole, complete piece!
Hey, no problem. Trust me!
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Getting back to the bachelor party- my experience has been that there must be strippers. The bachelor is not required to have carnal knowledge of said strippers, but he does have to be present during the show. My bachelor party was pretty epic I must say. The first stripper was entertaining, and the second one was two hours late. We figured she was a no-show at one hour, so we were all pretty well blasted by the time she eventually did show up. It got pretty crazy but the cops never showed up (thanks to one of my buddies who was on the force at the time).

My only regret is that I have never had the opportunity to return the "favor" to my Best Man (never got married) or any of my other buddies as they all either eloped or chose a "more responsible" best man for their weddings.

So I have some making up to do. sorry Trip (and Cinder).

Gello, do you think you could handle locating some strippers? Maybe the party could be at MobileMarine's quarry?
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Wait, wait just a second, back up the crazy train. Strippers are fine. But did I not say I want him back in one piece?! That means all phalanges and appendages still attached. One, whole, complete piece!
Hmm, party at MM's quarry...



Maybe not the best idea, but would probably be something you'd never forget.
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:39 AM   #24445
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Hey, no problem. Trust me!
trust you? hell, i can see we're going to jail over this bachelor party!

(trust me, it'll be alright. he says this right before the cops show up to raid the party. trust me it'll be alright. trust me) man does this have felony rap written all over it!)
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Hey, no problem. Trust me!
Why does that have a "Hold my beer and watch this!" kinda vibe?
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I think I remember seeing this "Top 10 List" on Letterman once.

Famous last words:
10) That ice looks plenty thick........
9) They only bite if you piss them off.......
8) She'll never find out about this........
7) You can tell me, I'm your best friend.....
6) If you floor it, I'm sure we'll make it.......
5) Look at that stupid white whale it's not dangerous.......
4) It's not really cheating unless you.......
3) Look in that end of the barrel.......
2) We're from the mosque, we don't mean you any harm.......
*And the No.1 most famous last words....(drum roll, please).........Hey, no problem. Trust me!
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:42 AM   #24448
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Yeah, but theoretically that would include me... and then you'd need to borrow my eye bleach!
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Wait, wait just a second, back up the crazy train. Strippers are fine. But did I not say I want him back in one piece?! That means all phalanges and appendages still attached. One, whole, complete piece!
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Hey, no problem. Trust me!
I think Cinder might trust you.......it's Mobilemarine and pretty much anything he does that is extremely dangerous.
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I think I remember seeing this "Top 10 List" on Letterman once.

Famous last words:
10) That ice looks plenty thick........
9) They only bite if you piss them off.......
8) She'll never find out about this........
7) You can tell me, I'm your best friend.....
6) If you floor it, I'm sure we'll make it.......
5) Look at that stupid white whale it's not dangerous.......
4) It's not really cheating unless you.......
3) Look in that end of the barrel.......
2) We're from the mosque, we don't mean you any harm.......
*And the No.1 most famous last words....(drum roll, please).........Hey, no problem. Trust me!
#10 almost killed me when I was a teenager. Never again!!!
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Hmm, party at MM's quarry...



Maybe not the best idea, but would probably be something you'd never forget.
He did say something about explosions being allowed...
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