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Old 04-25-2013, 02:04 AM   #24381
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I'll be fixin' to redneckify them. Heehee
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getin em ready to head futher south huh?
Maybe you could teach me. I think I already have a pretty good redneck teacher though. He's good at all kinds of things.
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Y'all need a redneck dictionary:

http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/dictionary.htm

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snowed again today, it didn't amount to anything but it's still friggin snow on the 24th of April. not sure if winter is ever gonna end.

I think we're up to 150 days of snow on the ground since last fall. global warming my frost-bit ass

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Maybe you could teach me. I think I already have a pretty good redneck teacher though. He's good at all kinds of things.
just go get the Jeff Foxworthy book, You Might Be A Redneck If........

all in perfect detail on how to be a redneck!
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I saw a little snow today, but it didn't stick. Over an inch of rain came with it, the creek almost came out of its banks.

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Maybe you could teach me. I think I already have a pretty good redneck teacher though. He's good at all kinds of things.
Cinda, you have to be born into true redneckism to be a true redneck.... All true rednecks can spit tobacco at least 15 yards....
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Cinda, you have to be born into true redneckism to be a true redneck.... All true rednecks can spit tobacco at least 15 yards....
she could marry into redneckism! Trip is way far enough south to classify as a redneck!
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That's true, marrying a redneck automatically makes you one and by law gives you a washboard to wash the laundry with.

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Speakin O'which, y'all needs ta get yo asses back ta da weddin plannin...

Y'all slackin. Tighten up!

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Speakin O'which, y'all needs ta get yo asses back ta da weddin plannin...

Y'all slackin. Tighten up!
thought me and VikingDad were in charge of the bachelor party?
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