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Old 03-25-2013, 05:46 PM   #23381
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SOunds like a empty ketchup bottle inside me right now .
You know there bad when you can smell them before they come out

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Peeling the walpaper off to day ya'll . I think my mutant virus has turned my gut into a High output high pressure air compressor .
Only upside , I can wake the wife w/o a sound , I just let one go and wait , when she start flailing around I know ...... she has took it like a champ LOL
When SHE walks OUT of the bathroom and goes damn it ! Your job is done
When your son pukes ...... Your job is done
When you hear farts inside your stomach , you know its bad
And , we ate mexican last night and I had chinese the night before

Oh here I sit
all broken hearted
Came to $h!*
and only farted
With a situation like yours MM, just be careful that when you sit that you don't accidentally blow yourself off the crapper farting!
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Is that why you are peeling the wallpaper? -Eeeek-

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I've had tummy bubbles myself all morning. Have to light a book of matches. But that's not what bugs me the most. What bugs me the most is the itch afterwards you spend seventeen minutes on the toilet, 12 of which you use to clean upand the smell is bad, yeah, and you have to waste 4-5 gallons of water and 1/2 roll but omg, after that drives me batty!!!! Especially when I'm around a bunch of people and can't scratch that itch, ya know?

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Too far............?

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confusious say , man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

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Not on the topic of anyone's bowel movements or farts, but anyway...

I just watched a sale of 500 rounds of 5.56 for $250 bucks.

Then another of 400 rounds for 300.

1K for 500. (still $.50PR...)

The prices are coming down a little more every day. This is more fun than watching the gasoline prices. Why? Because some of these people bought guns and ammo out, and have been intentionally driving the prices sky high so they can resell at a higher price and rip someone off. I HAVE SEEN THIS WITH MY OWN EYES on several trading and barter pages. I've even had ass holes brag to me over it... "I can charge whatever I want for .22LR, ya know why? Because my friend works at walmart and he holds it for me when it comes in on the truck..."

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Not on the topic of anyone's bowel movements or farts, but anyway...

I just watched a sale of 500 rounds of 5.56 for $250 bucks.

Then another of 400 rounds for 300.

1K for 500. (still $.50PR...)

The prices are coming down a little more every day. This is more fun than watching the gasoline prices. Why? Because some of these people bought guns and ammo out, and have been intentionally driving the prices sky high so they can resell at a higher price and rip someone off. I HAVE SEEN THIS WITH MY OWN EYES on several trading and barter pages. I've even had ass holes brag to me over it... "I can charge whatever I want for .22LR, ya know why? Because my friend works at walmart and he holds it for me when it comes in on the truck..."
THAT's when I make a very unpleasant call to the manager. I haven't seen .22 or .223 at walmart in months. That chit ain't funny.
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I've even had ass holes brag to me over it... "I can charge whatever I want for .22LR, ya know why? Because my friend works at walmart and he holds it for me when it comes in on the truck..."
I wish him diarrhea. Bad, unexpected, inconvenient diarrhea.... At a high school reunion or job interview or first date.
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I wish him diarrhea. Bad, unexpected, inconvenient diarrhea.... At a high school reunion or job interview or first date.
just before he get to bed with a little hottie he's been chasing for ever!!
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