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Old 03-21-2013, 02:50 AM   #23181
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A: Because his pecker is on his head!

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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

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A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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some days my boss drives me absolutely nuts. he's one of those people that borrows a tool & forgets to give it back. after i started working for him & noticed this habit (my screwdrivers kept disappearing & i'd hafta ask for them back) i purposely went out & bought different brand tools than him, he has klein, i have masterforce & a couple other brands. basically, his tools are yellow & mine are green, so there shouldn't be any confusion right? wrong. he still sticks them in his tool belt like they are his & i have to ask for them back damn near every time. tape measure, screwdrivers, hammer.....ugh....frustrating some days.

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some days my boss drives me absolutely nuts. he's one of those people that borrows a tool & forgets to give it back. after i started working for him & noticed this habit (my screwdrivers kept disappearing & i'd hafta ask for them back) i purposely went out & bought different brand tools than him, he has klein, i have masterforce & a couple other brands. basically, his tools are yellow & mine are green, so there shouldn't be any confusion right? wrong. he still sticks them in his tool belt like they are his & i have to ask for them back damn near every time. tape measure, screwdrivers, hammer.....ugh....frustrating some days.
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LOL...think it's a dart gun...appears to be a dart with slow acting drugs in the bears hind quarters..
Kinda looks like a tracking collar around its neck too.
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mmk , in bad shape here , chills , very very weak , high heart rate and puking any ideas ????

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mmk , in bad shape here , chills , very very weak , high heart rate and puking any ideas ????
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So I had the interview today, first the guy forget we even had an interview, second he was unprepared and I couldn't even sit down because the area was so messy, third he had his dogs there and they kept sniffing me and licking my ankles and finally he kept saying "we work 52 MONTHS a year." On the plus side it is guarantee'd 40 hours a week 7:00am-3:30 pm so even though it was a mess and seemed weird, I do hope I get it.

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