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Old 03-20-2013, 10:36 PM   #23171
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Haggis, Blood Sausage, Blood Pudding (not sure if its actually Scottish or not) were the things I ate along with some pickled eggs.
Germans created blood sausage(blütwurst). I like it a lot. Haggis is effing nasty. I rather eat dog, which I probably already have. I have eaten horse as a cold sandwich meat, it tastes like a very strong ham. The Vikings ate some nasty stuff. They would marinate and bury fish, and dig it up later when ready. I forgot what it is called.
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I ran a crowd out at a museum in VA one time . Me and the wife took a trip up and so far we were the only ones in there ..... so we thought . I let one rip in the gas chamber '' of all places '' but there was a big group on the other side and after I ran us out of it the fumes must have wafted out to that group .
We did not hang out lol but all I heard was '' DAMN ! He crop dusted us and bailed ! ''
We had to leave , That was one of the hardest times I have ever laughed in my life .
Hearing that guy cussin me tops even farting in church

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Germans created blood sausage(blütwurst). I like it a lot. Haggis is effing nasty. I rather eat dog, which I probably already have. I have eaten horse as a cold sandwich meat, it tastes like a very strong ham. The Vikings ate some nasty stuff. They would marinate and bury fish, and dig it up later when ready. I forgot what it is called.
Nasty, it's called nasty.
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Germans created blood sausage(blütwurst). I like it a lot. Haggis is effing nasty. I rather eat dog, which I probably already have. I have eaten horse as a cold sandwich meat, it tastes like a very strong ham. The Vikings ate some nasty stuff. They would marinate and bury fish, and dig it up later when ready. I forgot what it is called.
Garbage.
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Lasagna = delicious going down , not back up , hope Im not getting a bug .

Watching a show on Discovery about the Klan , disgusting , hard to believe people can be that narrow minded . One group claims to help anyone no matter what race they are , that they dont see color ......... .
A bigot is not a person who did not vote for obama , against gay marriage , they are the people who make up and support these kinds of groups

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If that isn't a BB gun, that guy is a wussy!
LOL...think it's a dart gun...appears to be a dart with slow acting drugs in the bears hind quarters..
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and wants to catch her
in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and
there's his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money'
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your Bulls season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your African tour and 4x4.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'


Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'

HaHaHaHaHa.....I'd get him an electric blanket!

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Went to hooters for dinner. Funny thing happened.

While eating, a waitress walks by and says, "****** (my waitress's name) thinks you're cute, you should talk to her."
I says, "she's MARRIED."
"fake ring honey, she works at hooters..."
"well I've got a girlfriend anyway."

Okay, I find two things off here. First, she makes a living walking around in the infamous "tacky yet unrefined" uniform, and according to this other waitress, singles ME out, of all guys that could walk in there. I'm not exactly the catch of the day. Hmmm. I'm sure she could pretty much take her pick... After all, sex sells (so do buffalo chicken sandwiches, really the only reason I was there...)

And then, she's wearing a fake wedding ring? She's already lying.

Nope, I'll just keep what I've got.

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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Well??????
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