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Old 03-17-2013, 11:38 PM   #23001
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A truck driver moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the truck driver and asked:
"What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 200 tickets at two dollars apiece and I made a profit of $898."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Sure, but just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."
I would have thought that the guys 3rd grade teacher would have complained about his math!
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:40 PM   #23002
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Is it a full moon?

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On my way to Pennsylvania, taking 9 barges up. Never been there.
If you make it all the way to Pittsburgh, you have to go to Primante Bros. and get a "Meal on a Bun", it is one of the greatest sandwiches in the world!
They're open 24/7.
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That is really a weird thing for a young child to say.
No weirder than some of the stuff we hear from Mobile ...
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Proof that I am a odd cookie , crazy or a mad scientist .
I acquired this poor girl , v6 4x4 130k on the clock . Parents gave to kid after paying it off and took full coverage off it and a week later he flipped it LMAO they gave us the title .
Found a cab for a few hundreds bucks so ill put a cab on it , butter up the bed and rock out .
It runs , already laid out some rubber on it

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Looks like something you'd want to drag main in on Saturday night.

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Been an interesting day here first it rained, then it snowed now we have a thunderstorm going.

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Looks like something you'd want to drag main in on Saturday night.
If it had a windshield I would have drove it home .
I have a special spot in my soul for older nissans , Could you imagine the look on a cops face if I rolled by on that as is ?
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Finally drained that half bottle of Knob Creek, 3 Guinness stouts, and two shiner's last night.

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Finally drained that half bottle of Knob Creek, 3 Guinness stouts, and two shiner's last night.
and you're able to reply to this thread?
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