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Old 03-06-2013, 09:30 PM   #22641
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Lil man was throwing a fit for the bottle of parrot bay rum , he just would not let it alone , so I said ok big boy , I put a tiny bit in the cap and he took a tiny sip and that cured him of that mess . Worst face I have seen him make yet lol

I was about 3-4 yo and mom had borrowed some cooking oil from gmas house in old metal cup . Bit later I come through and get a good gulp or two out of it
Between that and the exlax that I thought was candy , things moved pretty good

I also learned that milk of magnesia WILL cure heart burn but um dont chug it down in a midnight refrigerator raid , it will CLEAN YOU OUT

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Please be very careful with that. When my daughter and I have a glass of wine or whatever and my granddaughter is around we tell her from the get-go our drinks are grown up drinks. Or keep it out of his reach. If this info gets to your ex-wife in any fashion that would NOT be good. He might accidentally say something or she may directly ask. Please, PLEASE keep those drinks out of Sue's reach. I know it was not intentional but it could have some pretty bad repercussions. Even if he mentions it at school and a teacher accidentally hears.............
Not trying to be too nonchalant, but I don't think I have much to worry about. His Mom only seems to want to tell him how terrible her life is, and the school is generally very grounded in common sense. They had a Jacko'lantern contest for Halloween, and the likeness of Willie Robertson, replete with real demilled gun, won first place. And the principal is the type to actually talk to parents before calling cops or DCHS.
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Really, I'm more worried about the fighting. The principal said it was like that scene from "a Christmas story". But it sounded like the other kid was rubbing it in his face that he lost.

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Really, I'm more worried about the fighting. The principal said it was like that scene from "a Christmas story". But it sounded like the other kid was rubbing it in his face that he lost.
Just teach him the art of the snappy comeback. "You are only that fast from running from girls to avoid a beat down" "If i was as ugly as you, i'd have to be that fast to catch a date too" "You sure are faster, but it doesn't look like you exceeded the Speed of Ugly, cause it caught your face" etc.
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And this is how it starts; i had an accidental exposure to shine when i was a youngster.

Yes, it was damn good.
We never had alcohol in our house...
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We never had alcohol in our house...
Same here; i was on a watermellon fetching trip with my Grandmother. Some old dude/relative was too far gone to realize i thought the glass i was asking for on that muggy hot day was water with a slice of watermellon. One big gulp let me know this was no ordinary water; this was HOLY WATER. I think my expression gave it away, as they switched that mostly empty glass out for a glass of regular old water. I wish i had their recipe.
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We never had alcohol in our house...
Didn't seem to stop you...
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Orangello ever seen a shaved bear? Man this is scary!

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OMG. (Sticks fingers in his ears dreading the response from a not-so-mellow Gello )

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Orangello ever seen a shaved bear? Man this is scary!
Bawhahahahahahaha! That is awesome! I want this for a hobby or job! "Bear Barber, Fuzzy Wuzzy hasn't met me yet"

I would like to see the size of the redneck that ugly bastid pissed off.

ROFL!
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