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Old 02-26-2013, 04:05 PM   #22241
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Seriously. Did one of those free online things! Lmao on the boat bored one night.

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Oh God please invite me but not if its a indoor event .I promise to stay hidden For about 500.00 I can put on a fireworks show you wont ever forget , the other antics are free , you can even invite C3 so he can shake his head at me .
AND I will give ammo and snap on tools for wedding gifts

I got married at the fish pond I grew up fishing in , we had a old man cater with bbq , everyone was barefooted and the rest of the crowd showed up drunk from the beach music festival , we left the alter to ring of fire by mr cash . I love weddings and till this day my wedding was still the best one
Buy my God it was one of the hottest days in April on record and my fat azz in a monkey suit sweating like crazy .
2nd was my buddy at a 1k ac farm , we had a few razors mules and golfcarts along with 2 pigs
You're only invited if you sign a contract stating you have no firearms, no fireworks, no explosives, no flammable gasses or liquids, no lighter, no torches, no matches, nothing flammable, nothing explosive, not even any flint.
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That's awesome, both my brothers and my Dad can marry people, I don't know what that makes them... In our church they're elders
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Seriously. Did one of those free online things! Lmao on the boat bored one night.
I told my son I wanted to do that so I could officiate at his wedding. They never got back to me on that.

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ROFLMAO........good one!!!
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You're only invited if you sign a contract stating you have no firearms, no fireworks, no explosives, no flammable gasses or liquids, no lighter, no torches, no matches, nothing flammable, nothing explosive, not even any flint.
Knowing MobileMarine he will be scarfing truck stop burritos all the way to Louisiana just to "load up" for when he arrives.

Man does know how to improvise!
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I was thinking about posting an open invite, but y'all are really making me rethink that...

Winds will be there if I have to hog tie her. Wondering if Downsouth would be my best man...

C3 should be there to keep everyone in line, and MobileMarine out of trouble. Canebrake for the cool, and I'll need a gunsmith to build the wedding present. Y'all know one so bad ass that he can tame a mountain lion? Wait, we ain't planning a damn circus here...

Maybe a pilot to take us to our secret honeymoon destination...and a cop to keep Cinder's adoring male fans from trying to sabotage the proceedings...

Kytowboater and Jstrong, because I'll need body guards in such a public event. I'm that awesome.

Axxe and Vikingdad, I'll need some experienced heads to arrange the stag party! (I hear MobileMarine can put on a pretty explosive show)

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Winds will be there if I have to hog tie her.
No way. That right there would be too kinky.

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C3 should be there to keep everyone in line, and MobileMarine out of trouble. Canebrake for the cool.
It might snow if the coolness of C3 and Cane are in one place together.

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Kytowboater and Jstrong, because I'll need body guards in such a public event. I'm that awesome.
I don't know about your claim of "I'm that awesome" but..........will your body guards be shirtless? They'll be so busy trying to dodge me they'll forget about guarding you.

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and a cop to keep Cinder's adoring male fans from trying to sabotage the proceedings
Robocop............have you SEEN that guy? NO ONE messes with Robocop.
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I was thinking about posting an open invite, but y'all are really making me rethink that...

Winds will be there if I have to hog tie her. Wondering if Downsouth would be my best man...

C3 should be there to keep everyone in line, and MobileMarine out of trouble. Canebrake for the cool, and I'll need a gunsmith to build the wedding present. Y'all know one so bad ass that he can tame a mountain lion? Wait, we ain't planning a damn circus here...

Maybe a pilot to take us to our secret honeymoon destination...and a cop to keep Cinder's adoring male fans from trying to sabotage the proceedings...

Kytowboater and Jstrong, because I'll need body guards in such a public event. I'm that awesome.

Axxe and Vikingdad, I'll need some experienced heads to arrange the stag party! (I hear MobileMarine can put on a pretty explosive show)
Maybe I shouldn't have skipped a couple of pages... I missed quite a bit. Be right back.
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I was thinking about posting an open invite, but y'all are really making me rethink that...

Winds will be there if I have to hog tie her. Wondering if Downsouth would be my best man...

C3 should be there to keep everyone in line, and MobileMarine out of trouble. Canebrake for the cool, and I'll need a gunsmith to build the wedding present. Y'all know one so bad ass that he can tame a mountain lion? Wait, we ain't planning a damn circus here...

Maybe a pilot to take us to our secret honeymoon destination...and a cop to keep Cinder's adoring male fans from trying to sabotage the proceedings...

Kytowboater and Jstrong, because I'll need body guards in such a public event. I'm that awesome.

Axxe and Vikingdad, I'll need some experienced heads to arrange the stag party! (I hear MobileMarine can put on a pretty explosive show)
What? Did you forget about your buddy in NE Texas?
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Knowing MobileMarine he will be scarfing truck stop burritos all the way to Louisiana just to "load up" for when he arrives.

Man does know how to improvise!
That's what i was thinking; that contract couldn't be legit due to methane.


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That's awesome, both my brothers and my Dad can marry people, I don't know what that makes them...
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What? Did you forget about your buddy in NE Texas?
What? You don't tame mountain lions? :P
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