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Old 02-07-2013, 05:47 PM   #21101
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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a “Be-a-Legend” opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.

So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a “Be-a-Legend” opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"Cause my parents don't like it when I dress like a girl?" And shouldn't that be in the joke thread?
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That was great sonic but watch out we MAY have some PC folks here , I am FB that one
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"Cause my parents don't like it when I dress like a girl?" And shouldn't that be in the joke thread?
That joke was my random thought.
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So that means you only had 12 each? That means I still had more and I had 2 orders of chili cheese fries
Well you got me in that one then with the chilli cheese fries on top of the 15.

I did eat the better half of a 4 lb burger one time though.

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That awkward moment when you admit to having smoked pot...

Then realize your Dad is in the conversation...
Lol I knew he was in here when I posted, besides I believe there's a statute of limitations when it comes to spankings for things you did in high school.

I just consider myself having been a "well adjusted" teenager back then,got into enough to have fun,but never enough to get into any real trouble.
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Well you got me in that one then with the chilli cheese fries on top of the 15.

I did eat the better half of a 4 lb burger one time though.



Lol I knew he was in here when I posted, besides I believe there's a statute of limitations when it comes to spankings for things you did in high school.

I just consider myself having been a "well adjusted" teenager back then,got into enough to have fun,but never enough to get into any real trouble.
Awesome! I almost ROFL'd and settled for a laughfart.
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Lol I knew he was in here when I posted, besides I believe there's a statute of limitations when it comes to spankings for things you did in high school.

I just consider myself having been a "well adjusted" teenager back then,got into enough to have fun,but never enough to get into any real trouble.
I'm betting if he were to try spanking you now it would take a bit more effort than it was worth.







That and who knows what the neighbors would say
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Well you got me in that one then with the chilli cheese fries on top of the 15.

I did eat the better half of a 4 lb burger one time though.
Omg I had a three lb steak once! It was delicious. Btw I didn't have the luxury of having the munchies when I lost my bet
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I just consider myself having been a "well adjusted" teenager back then,got into enough to have fun,but never enough to get into any real trouble.
Me, too. My Mom was a little Sicilian lady and you sure didn't want her mad at you. YIKES!!
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