welcome to NY. please hand over your money,firearms, and any dreams of freedom and the pursuit of happiness that you may have. take this lube as our free gift and dont worry your backside will stop hurting by the time you leave.
New York state.
this should be the new sign at the borders!!
I have been a silent witness
to all of America's finest hours.
But my finest hour comes
when I am torn into strips and used as bandages
for my wounded comrades on the battlefield,
When I fly at half-mast to honor my soldiers,
Or when I lie in the trembling arms
of a grieving mother
at the graveside of her fallen son.