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01-01-2013, 08:31 PM
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#19281
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Location: Sapulpa,Oklahoma
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Originally Posted by Cinderocka1989
And I'm officially glad I never have, nor will I ever give anyone a reason to give me a breathalyzer test...
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Good for you, Cinder. I've managed to make it 54 years without having to take a sobriety test of any sort while driving. I intend to keep that trend going. 
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01-01-2013, 09:35 PM
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#19282
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Pfffft! One of the off-campus frats at State wouldn't let you leave unless somebody in the car could pass a breathalyzer test. I have had a couple small breathalyzers for party purposes myself.
Only test i had to take for a cop was the "pen test", at which point he determined me to be competent to drive.
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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01-01-2013, 09:48 PM
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#19283
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I will not comply. I will not lie down. I will not go quietly. I will not submit. I will not roll over. I will not shut up.
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Location: Some in the middle of Nowhere place, Happy Valley,UT
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Originally Posted by orangello
Pfffft! One of the off-campus frats at State wouldn't let you leave unless somebody in the car could pass a breathalyzer test. I have had a couple small breathalyzers for party purposes myself.
Only test i had to take for a cop was the "pen test", at which point he determined me to be competent to drive.
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Well, I've never hung out in a frat house.... There was probably a reason for that...
But yeah, I've never had any kind of sobriety test ever. But since I started this job I've had 4 drug tests.
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My heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags.
Got her Daddy's tongue and temper, God shook his head the day he built her, but oh, he smiled; crazy ain't got nothin' on her.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Gotta keep a pair of horns so I have someplace to hang my halo.
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01-01-2013, 09:57 PM
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#19284
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Location: BFE,Mississippi
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Originally Posted by Cinderocka1989
Well, I've never hung out in a frat house.... There was probably a reason for that...
But yeah, I've never had any kind of sobriety test ever. But since I started this job I've had 4 drug tests.
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Oh, the frat had many members who were friends of mine...also had a goat. 
I've never taken a drug test. I had a job with a neat lil badge for about ten years and a job as an adjunct community college instructor for about ten years with no drug test. I'm almost certain i have given more reason for employers to be suspicious of my sobriety.
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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01-01-2013, 10:09 PM
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#19285
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Originally Posted by orangello
...Only test i had to take for a cop was the "pen test", at which point he determined me to be competent to drive.
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Is that like The Pencil Test? Congratulations!?
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This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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01-01-2013, 10:19 PM
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#19286
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Location: BFE,Mississippi
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Originally Posted by HockaLouis
Is that like The Pencil Test? Congratulations!?
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The officer observes how your eyes move as you track a shiny pen or other object from the center of your vision to the edges of your peripheral vision.
http://www.sobrietytest.org/duihorizontalgazenystagmustestpentest.html
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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01-02-2013, 12:30 AM
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#19287
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Location: Santa Cruz Mountains,CA
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I have never had a DUI test of any sort.
Not for lack of trying though........
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- Mohandas Gandhi, an Autobiography, page 446.
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01-02-2013, 12:56 AM
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#19288
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: South of the Mason-Dixon Line.
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Originally Posted by trip286
I asked him what he thinks would happen if we all had "real" machine guns (I explained what exactly makes a machine gun).
He says, "Nothing"
Me: You don't think people will run around killing each other?
Sue: No.
Me: Why not?
Sue: Why would they? Just because the gun is there?
Me: Some people think so...
Sue: Well some people are stoopid...
Me: But what would stop people from killing each other with machine guns?
Sue: You have a gun. You don't kill people. (Downsouth) has a gun, he don't kill people. Aunt (my sister) has a gun, she doesn't kill people. Granny has a gun, she don't kill people either. Everybody I know has a gun, and none of them kill people... Why would people kill other people just because the gun they have shoots faster?
I believe my seven year old has more "horse sense" than the entire democratic party combined...
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It's not the speed that it shoot that makes it a killer. It's the pistol grips or the folding stocks that kill people.
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01-02-2013, 01:00 AM
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#19289
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Location: South of the Mason-Dixon Line.
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Originally Posted by bigdaddy60
I think we've achieved 1900 pages of the most random sh!t I've ever read!only on FTF
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There are only 3 jobs an elf can do. What are they?
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01-02-2013, 01:14 AM
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#19290
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
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Originally Posted by sirhc
It's not the speed that it shoot that makes it a killer. It's the pistol grips or the folding stocks that kill people.
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Go ahead and tell Sue. He'll probably place you in the same category as those "some people..." 
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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