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Old 11-26-2012, 05:20 AM   #17831
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Vikingdad and two cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales..

Marlinman, the hand from Missouri says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth!

Trip, from Louisiana, couldn't stand to be bested.. 'That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.

'Old Vikingdad, from California remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals-- with his pecker....
Nice modification there viking
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:21 AM   #17832
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Bunker gentlemen? Don't wanna see no one get smacked with the hammer.
Blu can't get into the bunker Mongo.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:22 AM   #17833
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Ah. Just don't wanna see a timeout for that in here.
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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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Well I'm glad for you're sake she doesn't go that far into the back door...

And really, I like her about as much as I like my ex.
Ya I know you do.
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Ah. Just don't wanna see a timeout for that in here.
I know it. That's why I worded it like I did.
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'Old Vikingdad, from California remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals-- with his pecker....
Sure...I'll believe that....



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Ah. Just don't wanna see a timeout for that in here.
Thanks for lookin out for us. I'm just dirt broke now so I'm not Bunkerified, yet.
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Sure...I'll believe that....
I'm sure he meant old Blue from California.
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I'm sure he meant old Blue from California.
Lol, did you miss the bull p***s walking cane?

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Lol, did you miss the bull p***s walking cane?
That was made outta bull p***s!?
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