 |
|
11-26-2012, 05:20 AM
|
#17831
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: fordland,missouri
Posts: 11,099
Liked 857 Times on 647 Posts
Likes Given: 1
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Vikingdad
Vikingdad and two cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales..
Marlinman, the hand from Missouri says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth!
Trip, from Louisiana, couldn't stand to be bested.. 'That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.
'Old Vikingdad, from California remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals-- with his pecker....
|
Nice modification there viking 
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:21 AM
|
#17832
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: fordland,missouri
Posts: 11,099
Liked 857 Times on 647 Posts
Likes Given: 1
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by kytowboater
Bunker gentlemen? Don't wanna see no one get smacked with the hammer.
|
Blu can't get into the bunker Mongo.
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:22 AM
|
#17833
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 4,721
Liked 1083 Times on 708 Posts
Likes Given: 8
|
Ah. Just don't wanna see a timeout for that in here.
__________________
Oh dern....
Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:22 AM
|
#17834
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: fordland,missouri
Posts: 11,099
Liked 857 Times on 647 Posts
Likes Given: 1
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by trip286
Well I'm glad for you're sake she doesn't go that far into the back door...
And really, I like her about as much as I like my ex.
|
Ya I know you do.
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:22 AM
|
#17835
|
|
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: fordland,missouri
Posts: 11,099
Liked 857 Times on 647 Posts
Likes Given: 1
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by kytowboater
Ah. Just don't wanna see a timeout for that in here.
|
I know it. That's why I worded it like I did.
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:24 AM
|
#17836
|
|
I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
Posts: 13,866
Liked 4133 Times on 2494 Posts
Likes Given: 46
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Vikingdad
'Old Vikingdad, from California remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals-- with his pecker....
|
Sure...I'll believe that....
__________________
Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:24 AM
|
#17837
|
|
Okie from Muskogee
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: May 2012
Location: 2,000 miles Northwest of Bill's Laundromat, Bar & Grill, CA
Posts: 2,001
Liked 538 Times on 379 Posts
Likes Given: 273
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by kytowboater
Ah. Just don't wanna see a timeout for that in here.
|
Thanks for lookin out for us. I'm just dirt broke now so I'm not Bunkerified, yet.
__________________
-Matt
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:25 AM
|
#17838
|
|
Okie from Muskogee
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: May 2012
Location: 2,000 miles Northwest of Bill's Laundromat, Bar & Grill, CA
Posts: 2,001
Liked 538 Times on 379 Posts
Likes Given: 273
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by trip286
Sure...I'll believe that....
|
I'm sure he meant old Blue from California.
__________________
-Matt
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:26 AM
|
#17839
|
|
I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: West, by God, Funroe,Louisiana
Posts: 13,866
Liked 4133 Times on 2494 Posts
Likes Given: 46
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Blueguns
I'm sure he meant old Blue from California. |
Lol, did you miss the bull p***s walking cane?
__________________
Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
Last edited by winds-of-change; 11-26-2012 at 06:53 AM.
|
|
|
|
|
11-26-2012, 05:28 AM
|
#17840
|
|
Okie from Muskogee
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Join Date: May 2012
Location: 2,000 miles Northwest of Bill's Laundromat, Bar & Grill, CA
Posts: 2,001
Liked 538 Times on 379 Posts
Likes Given: 273
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by trip286
Lol, did you miss the bull p***s walking cane?
|
That was made outta bull p***s!? 
__________________
-Matt
Last edited by winds-of-change; 11-26-2012 at 06:54 AM.
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
|
|
|
