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Old 11-24-2012, 02:26 AM   #17701
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We have blow dart guns!!
I made mine mines bout 8' long w sights made of metal. I also make my own darts for it. Just have to buy the plastic caps. I have some darts around here someplace that are 8" long and pure heck on small animals. I ahot a rabbit in my front yard w one and it went bout 10 yards and keeled over......Bo's scorpions really DO have a good purpose
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posted by my favorite stripper on facebook (my brother's wife. It's how they met )

"Today while watching tv, (Trip's brother) pointed something out that I hadn't realized. Subject, Enzyte commercial. There is a white guy standing in the bathroom, looking into the mirror, his white wife is in the background. He smirks as he opens the medicine cabinet, takes his Enzyte, and when he closes the mirror, there is now a black guy looking in the mirror with his black wife in the background. I'm sure the wives in the background depicts that Enzyte is good for all races, but the message is clear. If you are white with a stereotypical race based penis size, you can take an herbal supplement and get another race based stereotypical penis size."

There is nothing I can say that doesn't sound like I'm just bragging about the size of my penis, so I'll just shut up about that monster.

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why must kids awaken before sunrise?

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why must kids awaken before sunrise?
Can't be as bad as the Cat Alarm that wakes my wife at 4:30 every morning.
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I made mine mines bout 8' long w sights made of metal. I also make my own darts for it. Just have to buy the plastic caps. I have some darts around here someplace that are 8" long and pure heck on small animals. I ahot a rabbit in my front yard w one and it went bout 10 yards and keeled over......Bo's scorpions really DO have a good purpose
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posted by my favorite stripper on facebook (my brother's wife. It's how they met )

"Today while watching tv, (Trip's brother) pointed something out that I hadn't realized. Subject, Enzyte commercial. There is a white guy standing in the bathroom, looking into the mirror, his white wife is in the background. He smirks as he opens the medicine cabinet, takes his Enzyte, and when he closes the mirror, there is now a black guy looking in the mirror with his black wife in the background. I'm sure the wives in the background depicts that Enzyte is good for all races, but the message is clear. If you are white with a stereotypical race based penis size, you can take an herbal supplement and get another race based stereotypical penis size."

There is nothing I can say that doesn't sound like I'm just bragging about the size of my penis, so I'll just shut up about that monster.
I remember that commercial came on when I was watching the speed channel with some friends, and we just made fun of that white guy with the long neck for at least an hour.
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JJ .... how many kids you got ? and how OLD ?
Anyone with just one kid ....... I donwanna hear it !
One is a cake walk but it does not matter how many you have , when they walk up at the ass crack of dawn its game over .
I have been bad , been making the wife get up to get mine while I sleep in , till they bombard me in bed .
Gotta love the smell of chitty diapers in the morning crawling all in your face

ANNNNND , I killed three last night . I bait the modified traps with poison pellets which they LOVE and I have a small cup of antifreeze for them to drink too .
Rats and mice go bat chit crazy for the decon pellets , like Al Sharpton at a buffet

And yes Cinder , I have been called that before , but I dont enjoy tiny animals destroying my house while chitting and pissing on every square inch the come across . If there were enough mice in one spot for me to kill all day , thats what i would do , not only for free but I would pay to do it

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i always knew you were a blower
Is that what your girlfriend said bout you?
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JJ .... how many kids you got ? and how OLD ?
Anyone with just one kid ....... I donwanna hear it !
One is a cake walk but it does not matter how many you have , when they walk up at the ass crack of dawn its game over .
I have been bad , been making the wife get up to get mine while I sleep in , till they bombard me in bed .
Gotta love the smell of chitty diapers in the morning crawling all in your face

ANNNNND , I killed three last night . I bait the modified traps with poison pellets which they LOVE and I have a small cup of antifreeze for them to drink too .
Rats and mice go bat chit crazy for the decon pellets , like Al Sharpton at a buffet

And yes Cinder , I have been called that before , but I dont enjoy tiny animals destroying my house while chitting and pissing on every square inch the come across . If there were enough mice in one spot for me to kill all day , thats what i would do , not only for free but I would pay to do it
Mobile, I have 2 . 4 yr old n 11 month old. 11 month already gave me two craps today. And was up at 330 and again at 6.
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