[Marlinman]

Originally Posted by orangello

With his luck, the rabbit would choke on the clover, and the leprechaun would turn out to be an illegal immigrant.

No the rabbit would choke on the clober, the leprechaun would not only be an illegal immigrant but a rabbit nechropheliac to boot

[downsouth]

For Robo .....ah maybe not

[MobileMarine]

LMFAO @ gello ,
I did something very stupid and had nothing to do with driving or guns or violent or nothing against anyone , nothing to do with money nothing stolen. It was something for my wife I just went about it wrong .
Did not get cuffed or read my rights but I am to expect a call to go down town to be a man about it and get it explained out
Its a semi serious deal but its easily pleaded down , id rather not go into details at this time but I will spill it to yall later .
Whats killing ya'll more , why I was in the back seat or the Ruger ?
The ruger does not come out to play and it gets transported totally dissembled .
Bobs radar is honing in boop.....boop.....boop to boopboopboopboopboop

Leave it to me to find humor in a bad situation with 4 officers talking to me .
Officer 1 : Is he code 4 or code 94 ? Do we need to code 50 ?
Officer 2 : I need to talk to sarg about 94 but he is code 4 right now
Now all of this was right in front while talking to me and I am trying not to laugh so he is what I said .
Me: lol look guys , no need for code , you all know my dad , you all know me , i have a spotless record , I have been straight up from the start , you know I have my own company , I have twins a mortgage and a wife ....... I am not going anywhere .All of your detectives and most of your captains are good friends on my facebook and I see one them everyday . I know how much I kiss ass right now to you guys goes a long ways in court .
Officer 2 : Yeaaaaa , Im just going to verify with sarge but I think he is code 4
While he was patting me down he got around front and I said there damn sure aint nothing there lol .

All things aside , you gotta wonder how much officers believe , you know all they hear all day is lies and excuses .
One of the most important things I have ever learned is the truth will set you free or at least make things easier

[Vikingdad]

Originally Posted by kycol

I hear it is best to get honey that is local to your area especially if you have allergies. Also honey is a good anti-bacteria put it on cuts.

All true. Honey is good to eat and works for whatever ails you. Be sure that the local honey is raw and unprocessed (raw means it has never been heated above 150 degrees- get it hotter than that and it kills all of the beneficial enzymes and any pollen that you might benefit from).

Originally Posted by downsouth

Found this interesting.

Attachment 69722

Provide the link please?

Originally Posted by texaswoodworker

Well, I'm having second thoughts about my degree now. I origionally wanted to get a degree in civil engineering, but I think I may concider changing that to aerospace engineering, and mechanical engineering. It would not be a big deal to change because all my classes will transfer regardless of this choice.
The reason I think I may want to do this is that I very rarely see jobs for civil engineers, but I have seen several jobs for aerospace engineers, and mechanical engineers (especially if you have both degrees). Another reason is that planes, helicopters,jets, ect interest me, so I think I'd enjoy a job working with/designing them.
Any suggestions?

A mechanical engineer, and electrical engineer and a civil engineer were having beers together and the mechanical engineer says:
"God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at the human body, it is a marvel of mechanical systems, the muscled pull the tendons which moves perfectly aligned joints so that you can grip a hammer to pound a nail or caress a baby with the gentlest touch with the same hand and ou don't even have to think about it.'

The electrical engineer says "God must be an electrical engineer. The human body is a marvel of electrical circuitry, the nerves run off of electrical impulses that follow a complex yet direct pathway that instantaneously transmits information to the braain and then returns an impulse back to the body so it can react."

The civil engineer says "You guys are both wrong, God is obviously a civil engineer. Who else would have put a sewer line through a recreational area?"

Originally Posted by kytowboater

Polygraph tomorrow. Physiological exam Monday. Gon see iffin ima crazy.

Are you gonna mess with them? When they tell you to hold out your hands hold one hand palm up and the other one palm down. If they ask how much you value life tell them "26" (or any number that you prefer). That sort of stuff.

Originally Posted by MobileMarine

LMFAO @ gello ,
I did something very stupid and had nothing to do with driving or guns or violent or nothing against anyone , nothing to do with money nothing stolen. It was something for my wife I just went about it wrong .
Did not get cuffed or read my rights but I am to expect a call to go down town to be a man about it and get it explained out
Its a semi serious deal but its easily pleaded down , id rather not go into details at this time but I will spill it to yall later .
Whats killing ya'll more , why I was in the back seat or the Ruger ?
The ruger does not come out to play and it gets transported totally dissembled .
Bobs radar is honing in boop.....boop.....boop to boopboopboopboopboop

Leave it to me to find humor in a bad situation with 4 officers talking to me .
Officer 1 : Is he code 4 or code 94 ? Do we need to code 50 ?
Officer 2 : I need to talk to sarg about 94 but he is code 4 right now
Now all of this was right in front while talking to me and I am trying not to laugh so he is what I said .
Me: lol look guys , no need for code , you all know my dad , you all know me , i have a spotless record , I have been straight up from the start , you know I have my own company , I have twins a mortgage and a wife ....... I am not going anywhere .All of your detectives and most of your captains are good friends on my facebook and I see one them everyday . I know how much I kiss ass right now to you guys goes a long ways in court .
Officer 2 : Yeaaaaa , Im just going to verify with sarge but I think he is code 4
While he was patting me down he got around front and I said there damn sure aint nothing there lol .

All things aside , you gotta wonder how much officers believe , you know all they hear all day is lies and excuses .
One of the most important things I have ever learned is the truth will set you free or at least make things easier

I figured the insurance adjuster on the RV showed up at the shop .

[winds-of-change]

Originally Posted by Curlyjoe_99

ok why does the post say 6:42pm when it is 12:42 pm where I'm at??

where exactly is this forum hosted from?

and BTW if it were ZULU time it should be 18:42

Originally Posted by trip286

You need to go into your profile settings and fix that. If it's a big deal to you.



Hell it ain't that bad. Watch out for the gators, skeeters, and the klan, it's no different than anywhere else. Hot though. Very hot.


City of West Monroe.

That's it. I hate the hot, muggy weather. The huge skeeters, the klan, etc.

Originally Posted by trip286

And humid. Very, very.... Humid.
My kinda place. Love it. Feel like a swamp monster.

Ick....

Originally Posted by texaswoodworker

Well, I'm having second thoughts about my degree now. I origionally wanted to get a degree in civil engineering, but I think I may concider changing that to aerospace engineering, and mechanical engineering. It would not be a big deal to change because all my classes will transfer regardless of this choice.
The reason I think I may want to do this is that I very rarely see jobs for civil engineers, but I have seen several jobs for aerospace engineers, and mechanical engineers (especially if you have both degrees). Another reason is that planes, helicopters,jets, ect interest me, so I think I'd enjoy a job working with/designing them.
Any suggestions?

I think you'd do well with any of those. I think the jobs for civil engineers are fewer than the others. If I were to be an engineer, I think I would choose mechanical or biomedical.

Originally Posted by kytowboater

Here ya go winds. Saiga 12 gauge with a drum mag.

She is a beauty. Love it. Thanks.

[winds-of-change]

Originally Posted by Cinderocka1989

Mostly, I hate school. I've always hated school, I don't have the attention span to sit behind a desk or in front of computer for an hour and a half, let alone 8 hours a day, five days a week... I'd lose my mind... I've also known since I was little that I wanted to be a mechanic, my Dad has always discouraged it. The biggest change was the day I woke up and realized I couldn't live my life to make my Dad happy.

That's a fairly recent development...

I thought you were signed up to return to school in April, or am I mistaken?

[JSStryker]

Originally Posted by trip286

The smurfs were magically created, by who and how, I don't know. Smurfette was made by the evil wizard dude to mess with their heads.

Speaking of Smurfette, the woman that did her voice, Lucille Bliss, passed away just recently.

[downsouth]

Vikingdad, the map of hours was something I picked from fb. So I don't have a link.

[Cinderocka1989]

Originally Posted by winds-of-change

I thought you were signed up to return to school in April, or am I mistaken?

I'm going to Wyotech, I'm going to be in diesel tech.

[primer1]

There was a worlds biggest lie contest in London, where contestants convince the judges of a whopping big lie. Lawyers and politicians were barred from entry because they are considered to have an unfair advantage.

Us yanks here in the states do this every four years.