[Cinderocka1989]

Lesson for the day, don't let the two-year-old get ahold off your keys... You may never find them.

[orangello]

Originally Posted by Cinderocka1989

Lesson for the day, don't let the two-year-old get ahold off your keys... You may never find them.

Have you seen the VW commercial with the eat-anything bulldog?

[PC167]

Originally Posted by orangello

Have you seen the VW commercial with the eat-anything bulldog?

How about the one with the two kids washing the vw?

[orangello]

Originally Posted by PC167

How about the one with the two kids washing the vw?

That one made me thank Trojan.

[PC167]

Originally Posted by orangello

That one made me thank Trojan.

I don't think you'll see me tell my kids... Oh look you missed a spot.

[trip286]

I dropped my son off at school, came back home, bypassed the train wreck I call my housekeeping skills, and went back to bed.

I had a weird dream. I was taken right off the street as I was walking along, minding my own business, and was made the CEO of some major, high fallutin company. I'm talking multi thousand dollar suits and crap. Super posh corner office on the top floor of a skyscraper, secretaries (yes, more than one), a limo with a driver, so on and so forth.

I had no idea what the company makes, what service they provided, or even the name of said company. But I met a few interesting people, answered a few questions, and talked about appointments with world leaders. Everyone called me sir or mister. I had everything I wanted on demand. Cars, money, food, anything. Even a personal helicopter.

I left my top floor office, and hung out in the day care on the first floor. I was getting puked on in my Armani suit, my Ray Bans were blocking the piss from getting in my eyes while changing diapers, and I was wearing a nice feather boa and funny hat as the guest of honor at a tea party. Then I went to a gym and played basketball with some older kids. And I liked that better than the office.

[texaswoodworker]

Originally Posted by trip286

I dropped my son off at school, came back home, bypassed the train wreck I call my housekeeping skills, and went back to bed.

I had a weird dream. I was taken right off the street as I was walking along, minding my own business, and was made the CEO of some major, high fallutin company. I'm talking multi thousand dollar suits and crap. Super posh corner office on the top floor of a skyscraper, secretaries (yes, more than one), a limo with a driver, so on and so forth.

I had no idea what the company makes, what service they provided, or even the name of said company. But I met a few interesting people, answered a few questions, and talked about appointments with world leaders. Everyone called me sir or mister. I had everything I wanted on demand. Cars, money, food, anything. Even a personal helicopter.

I left my top floor office, and hung out in the day care on the first floor. I was getting puked on in my Armani suit, my Ray Bans were blocking the piss from getting in my eyes while changing diapers, and I was wearing a nice feather boa and funny hat as the guest of honor at a tea party. Then I went to a gym and played basketball with some older kids. And I liked that better than the office.

And THAT is what a real CEO does every day.

Sounded like a cool dream trip. I had a wierd one last night too.

I was in somekind of very dark, creapy skyscraper (I think it was some kind of lab) that seemed to be endlessly tall, and me and some badass dude was trying to make it to the top for some reason (When I say badass, I mean Terminator meets Rambo badass). We were kicking ass, breaking crap, and scaleing up the outside of the building at certain times. It was freaking awesome.

[Cinderocka1989]

Originally Posted by orangello

Have you seen the VW commercial with the eat-anything bulldog?

All I know is, I did NOT put my keys in the drawer with all the tupperware... And no, I wasn't drinking last night. My deductive reasoning says it was the munchkin...

[orangello]

Originally Posted by Cinderocka1989

All I know is, I did NOT put my keys in the drawer with all the tupperware... And no, I wasn't drinking last night. My deductive reasoning says it was the munchkin...

You probably should avoid adopting feral cats. My feral kitty once stole a roomie's cashed paycheck and hid it in her lil stash. He was freaking out until he saw her running down the hall with a $5 bill and located the stash.

Cats, they are looking out for number 1.

You probably also want to avoid xanax, if you don't like searching for lost things.

[trip286]

That little girl even looks like she could cause some trouble