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10-06-2012, 01:57 PM
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Be Here Now
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That's wrong. Well I think I'm safe because I despise coffee and I keep my water bottle in my desk. Plus my body would laugh at those pills because I already have some junk in my trunk. Haha. 
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10-06-2012, 02:21 PM
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#15792
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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^^^ My friends and i considered giving this one teacher a "special" brownie when i was in high school, but we decided it might cost a job.
I did thoroughly enjoy pranking one teacher (headmaster's wife). She mentioned that she and her son were both highly allergic to peanuts and peanut products. I casually joked one day that i was going to coat her chair or podium in peanut butter (would've raised blisters on her skin). A couple of days later, i HEAVILY coated her chair arms in that hand-sanitizer gel; her reaction was priceless; i've never seen a teacher levitate before.
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10-06-2012, 02:33 PM
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#15793
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^^^ My friends and i considered giving this one teacher a "special" brownie when i was in high school, but we decided it might cost a job.
I did thoroughly enjoy pranking one teacher (headmaster's wife). She mentioned that she and her son were both highly allergic to peanuts and peanut products. I casually joked one day that i was going to coat her chair or podium in peanut butter (would've raised blisters on her skin). A couple of days later, i HEAVILY coated her chair arms in that hand-sanitizer gel; her reaction was priceless; i've never seen a teacher levitate before.
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You're just a meanie !!!!
bwahahaha
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10-06-2012, 04:55 PM
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#15794
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Yall remember back when I had all my back medicine stolen ? The only suspect was the kid I had working for me , The one I had helped out tremendously over the years , trying to teach him life skills and make sure he stayed in school , gave him a place to live and put food in his gut , got him a decent cheap car ?
Remember ?
Well I just found out from a mutual friend he was talking smack about how stupid I was for not calling him out on it along with bragging about taking them and how much money he made off them .
I always suspected him but could not be 100% sure and I dont know if I should be pissed or hurt that he would do that to me . I felt better NOT knowing who took them .
I am very tempted to have some warrant drawn out on him , my cousin who is a local LEO is already after him but can never legally pull him , we both know he keeps a hot .32 in his air vents above the radio and he is underage but w/o probable cause ......
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Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees.
Blessed is the man who's quiver is full
Turbo tax and intuit services beats puppies and they make fun of special needs kids
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10-06-2012, 05:37 PM
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#15795
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Just beat his ass. Call him out, handle it like men. If he's old enough to sell prescription drugs, he's old enough to tote an ass whoopin.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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10-06-2012, 05:45 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Cat urine in the air intakes, for sure.
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GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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10-06-2012, 05:52 PM
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I will not comply. I will not lie down. I will not go quietly. I will not submit. I will not roll over. I will not shut up.
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Today my Dad said, "apparently I've failed as a father. I have a daughter who is a diesel mechanic and a son who would rather go to the mall than work in a 68 Chevelle." Made me laugh.
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Got her Daddy's tongue and temper, God shook his head the day he built her, but oh, he smiled; crazy ain't got nothin' on her.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Gotta keep a pair of horns so I have someplace to hang my halo.
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10-06-2012, 07:34 PM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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That's wrong. Well I think I'm safe because I despise coffee and I keep my water bottle in my desk. Plus my body would laugh at those pills because I already have some junk in my trunk. Haha. |
Haha.,......I saw that article and thought, "That must explain my rear end." LOL
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Cat urine in the air intakes, for sure.
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Make sure that cat urine is from an unneutered male cat. 
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10-06-2012, 08:05 PM
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#15799
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Cat urine in the air intakes, for sure.
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How do YOU get this urine ? eek
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10-06-2012, 08:12 PM
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#15800
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Moderator
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Crazy glue. Windshield wipers.
Wait for rain.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaking of vents. did you know if you run a couple of styrofoam cofee cups through a blender, and the powdered styrofoam gets into a car defroster vent, you can make it snow in the car?
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