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Old 10-06-2012, 02:57 PM   #15791
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That's wrong. Well I think I'm safe because I despise coffee and I keep my water bottle in my desk. Plus my body would laugh at those pills because I already have some junk in my trunk. Haha.
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^^^ My friends and i considered giving this one teacher a "special" brownie when i was in high school, but we decided it might cost a job.

I did thoroughly enjoy pranking one teacher (headmaster's wife). She mentioned that she and her son were both highly allergic to peanuts and peanut products. I casually joked one day that i was going to coat her chair or podium in peanut butter (would've raised blisters on her skin). A couple of days later, i HEAVILY coated her chair arms in that hand-sanitizer gel; her reaction was priceless; i've never seen a teacher levitate before.

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^^^ My friends and i considered giving this one teacher a "special" brownie when i was in high school, but we decided it might cost a job.

I did thoroughly enjoy pranking one teacher (headmaster's wife). She mentioned that she and her son were both highly allergic to peanuts and peanut products. I casually joked one day that i was going to coat her chair or podium in peanut butter (would've raised blisters on her skin). A couple of days later, i HEAVILY coated her chair arms in that hand-sanitizer gel; her reaction was priceless; i've never seen a teacher levitate before.
You're just a meanie !!!!
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Yall remember back when I had all my back medicine stolen ? The only suspect was the kid I had working for me , The one I had helped out tremendously over the years , trying to teach him life skills and make sure he stayed in school , gave him a place to live and put food in his gut , got him a decent cheap car ?
Remember ?
Well I just found out from a mutual friend he was talking smack about how stupid I was for not calling him out on it along with bragging about taking them and how much money he made off them .
I always suspected him but could not be 100% sure and I dont know if I should be pissed or hurt that he would do that to me . I felt better NOT knowing who took them .
I am very tempted to have some warrant drawn out on him , my cousin who is a local LEO is already after him but can never legally pull him , we both know he keeps a hot .32 in his air vents above the radio and he is underage but w/o probable cause ......

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Just beat his ass. Call him out, handle it like men. If he's old enough to sell prescription drugs, he's old enough to tote an ass whoopin.

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Cat urine in the air intakes, for sure.

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That's wrong. Well I think I'm safe because I despise coffee and I keep my water bottle in my desk. Plus my body would laugh at those pills because I already have some junk in my trunk. Haha.
Haha.,......I saw that article and thought, "That must explain my rear end." LOL

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Cat urine in the air intakes, for sure.
Make sure that cat urine is from an unneutered male cat.
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Cat urine in the air intakes, for sure.
How do YOU get this urine ? eek
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Crazy glue. Windshield wipers.



Wait for rain.


That's all I'm saying.


Speaking of vents. did you know if you run a couple of styrofoam cofee cups through a blender, and the powdered styrofoam gets into a car defroster vent, you can make it snow in the car?

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