When i was teaching night classes, i referred to such beverages as "frosty cold beverages". Of course, a couple of the ladies got me a gift certificate to my favorite liquor store this one semester (they already had great grades).
Yes, that bear too must die!
Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p