The wife and I took Horseshoe Casino up on their "free brunch" offer they sent in the mail. We enjoyed ourselves didn't loose too much either. We go two or three times a year. Most times as we are leaving there will be someone walking in. I will say something like, "well I guess the kids will have to be good with community college after today". Of course I say this loud enough for people to overhear, then watch their face for reaction.
So today as we are leaving and some well heeled straight out of church ladies are walking in, I go into my routine as we pass. I turn to my wife and say, "I guess we can scrap some more metal off of Mommas double wide". Without missing a beat my wife retorts, "Leave the copper alone, I don't want her in the house using our bathroom". I about cracked up when I heard one lady say to the other,"That's so pityful , oh my gosh!"
I was more surprised that the wife would join in my antics, and take them to a whole new level.