Who the heck takes a shower BEFORE softball practice?
Sometimes if I've had a bad day at work, I'll shower as soon as I get home from work then go for a hike or a run and come home and take another quick shower. I'm a little obsessive and insecure about smelling like work....
3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket
Know your limits; exceed them often
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but hollow points expand on impact.