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Old 05-31-2012, 06:59 PM   #11391
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Im sorry , thats almost as bad as the effing nut jobs here in NC wanting to ban smoking on the beaches ...... Thats right BAN smoking out doors ...... in a high wind environment .

Ol Dennis summed it up right here
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Uneffing believable. Libs at their retarded finest.
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I just had this conversation...

Salesman: Do these navigation systems work?

Me: what are they doing?

Salesman: the screen is just black.

Me: have you tried turning it on?

Salesman: how do you do that?

Some people's children...
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I just had this conversation...

Salesman: Do these navigation systems work?

Me: what are they doing?

Salesman: the screen is just black.

Me: have you tried turning it on?

Salesman: how do you do that?

Some people's children...
Now play nice Pinja.......not all people can be rocket scientists. If we all were who would we get to be the dummy to test things like.........napalm or if a rocket really will fly or just go up 400' and fall
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Now play nice Pinja.......not all people can be rocket scientists.
It's a good thing too; we have enough unemployment without all being dependent on NASA for a job.
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Everyone else will get a Chinese bonus where as YOU gello will get stripped naked, given a meat poncho, and then dropped in a polar bear pit
At least i will get to piss on their appetizer.

Seriously, the government is telling grown people they can't have the large soda anymore. I hope they start running in Big Gulp's from New Jersey or having illegal soda fountains with quart cups vending from the trunks of cars. I hope every drink bloomerberg has from now until he gets to hell is tainted by piss; i won't comment on what i hope for his soup.
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I just had this conversation...

Salesman: Do these navigation systems work?

Me: what are they doing?

Salesman: the screen is just black.

Me: have you tried turning it on?

Salesman: how do you do that?

Some people's children...
happens to me every day! Got a call a few minutes ago..
Customer: how do I turn my car off?
Me: turn the key....
Customer: its push button!
Me: see where it says "push start/stop"? Push the button again.

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AHAHAHA , i got you there buddy . IM slow but I see what your doin lol
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Now play nice Pinja.......not all people can be rocket scientists.
I was a rocket scientist. No really, I actually took a rocket science class in high school. There's nothing like 20 lbs of cardboard, wood, and metal traveling a 1/2 mile up and coming back down in mostly one piece (The nose cone separated completely from the body when the parachute deployed. It didn't have a scratch on it when we found it).

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happens to me every day! Got a call a few minutes ago..
Customer: how do I turn my car off?
Me: turn the key....
Customer: its push button!
Me: see where it says "push start/stop"? Push the button again.
Bwahahahahahahahaha

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There's nothing like 20 lbs of cardboard, wood, and metal traveling a 1/2 mile up and coming back down in mostly one piece (The nose cone separated completely from the body when the parachute deployed. It didn't have a scratch on it when we found it).
Did anybody else just flashback to their lawndart fun?
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