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Old 09-26-2012, 12:17 AM   #961
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.

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Well thank you for ruining noodles for the rest of my life.

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Old 09-26-2012, 12:25 AM   #963
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.
I don't know where you get your reference standards from but if my wife said, penis and noodle in the same sentence, she better be talking about a perverted type of catfishing.

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Old 09-26-2012, 12:32 AM   #964
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I don't know where you get your reference standards from but if my wife said, penis and noodle in the same sentence, she better be talking about a perverted type of catfishing.

Just saying.
Lmao! OK flying saucer pasta.
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Would you let a catfish bite that? Braver man than I....

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Would you let a catfish bite that? Braver man than I....
Nope, been circumsized once. As I remember it was pretty traumatic ! I couldn't walk and wouldn't talk for damn near a year later.
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.
That would ruin my appetite immediately. My wife says that and Im going straight for desert, Taco pie!
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I think that would bother me and I like... Nevermind...
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I think that would bother me and I like... Nevermind...
Look at the one on the left that's sitting "tip" up. Tell me it doesn't look similar.



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Since you brought it up (pun intended) they look more like an older form of female contraception- the diaphragm.

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