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09-25-2012, 11:17 PM
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.
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09-25-2012, 11:18 PM
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Well thank you for ruining noodles for the rest of my life.
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09-25-2012, 11:25 PM
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.
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I don't know where you get your reference standards from but if my wife said, penis and noodle in the same sentence, she better be talking about a perverted type of catfishing.
Just saying.
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09-25-2012, 11:32 PM
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I don't know where you get your reference standards from but if my wife said, penis and noodle in the same sentence, she better be talking about a perverted type of catfishing.
Just saying.
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Lmao! OK flying saucer pasta.
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09-25-2012, 11:41 PM
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Would you let a catfish bite that? Braver man than I....
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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09-25-2012, 11:51 PM
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Would you let a catfish bite that? Braver man than I....
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Nope, been circumsized once. As I remember it was pretty traumatic ! I couldn't walk and wouldn't talk for damn near a year later.
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09-25-2012, 11:57 PM
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.
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That would ruin my appetite immediately. My wife says that and Im going straight for desert, Taco pie!
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09-26-2012, 12:20 AM
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Why does hubby get upset when I tell him we're having penis noodles with dinner. Orecchiette noodles do look like penis tips.
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I think that would bother me and I like... Nevermind...
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09-26-2012, 12:25 AM
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I think that would bother me and I like... Nevermind...
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Look at the one on the left that's sitting "tip" up. Tell me it doesn't look similar. 
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09-26-2012, 02:50 AM
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Since you brought it up (pun intended) they look more like an older form of female contraception- the diaphragm.
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