Originally Posted by winds-of-change
Have you ever looked at a person and couldn't tell if 'it' was male or female?
A couple of years ago I was in San Francisco at the end of the (gay) Pride thing (I work for a company that sets up booths at the event and we were waiting to go in and tear things down). While waiting I was talking to a cop who was sitting in the paddy wagon waiting for some "customers". One of the other guys on my crew went across the street to see if we could start working and he calls me on the cell and said "Dude! Look up the street and tell me what you see!"
I look up and walking across the street was a group of people, the first three were some hot! hot! hot looking ladies in bikinis tops with "boy shorts". I tell the cop to take a look. Knowing the territory, so to speak, I looked down to see if they were carrying a "package", but they looked like they were either the real deal or they had had the complete surgery. Behind them were three or four more, um, people, all wearing well-filled bikini tops, and boy shorts, but this group had a "package" down below. Behind them was another couple, Bikini tops, jean shorts, package...... and full-blown biker beards!!!!!
I laughed and tried to get a picture but was too slow. The cop looks at me with a look of utter disbelief and says: "Man!!! Those were DUDES!!!
and I said "Seriously? and just how
long have you worked in the city?"
Another story is one my buddy who owns the booth company tells. He was 18 and it was the first time he did this job. When he showed up in the truck a tall blond walked up to the truck and my buddy was thinking "Hey, this is looking pretty nice!" up until tall blond "gal" opened "her" mouth and asked in a deep baritone "Are you with ABC Company?"
His advice ever since then was to tell people when in the City, nothing is as it appears.