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Old 03-06-2013, 11:19 AM   #1921
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Hey Hossfly, I got a John Holmes joke for ya.... never mind, it's too long...
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Got a joke about a vagina for ya! Never mind, you'll never get it...
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:23 AM   #1922
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I think that's the point... it's no joke...
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Hey man, some people have different senses of humor. Jokes about sex stopping after marriage have been around as long as marriage. If I've offended you or anyone else, that was never my intent.

And my sentiment stands. Marriage without sex is still better (if all other aspects of the relationship are good), than sleeping around without love.
Me THINKS the mad face was part of his joking -- Me hopes
Anyway i have something in my marriage at least as gud as sex-------
A wife that makes a lot more money than me!
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Me THINKS the mad face was part of his joking -- Me hopes
Anyway i have something in my marriage at least as gud as sex-------
A wife that makes a lot more money than me!
Don't know if it was or not, just covering my bases. Something I've learned here is that some people get upset and take things very personally for no apparent reason, almost as if they're looking for an excuse to be offended.

Now, balota has never given me that impression, but I wanted to make sure.
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:38 AM   #1924
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Don't know if it was or not, just covering my bases. Something I've learned here is that some people get upset and take things very personally for no apparent reason, almost as if they're looking for an excuse to be offended.

Now, balota has never given me that impression, but I wanted to make sure.
Totaly understand--Sadly many seem to have no sense of humor & or thin skins lately---Balota seems up to par tho
Now watch him come back & bitch slap me
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Totaly understand--Sadly many seem to have no sense of humor & or thin skins lately
Thus the reason I took a short week vacation from the forum. I honestly had no intent to ever come back, but my screaming fans talked me into it

I did get to see the tail end of the utter destruction of a bull spit artist. I thought it was sad but poetic at the same time.
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You poor, poor thing :'( it's okay though, better to love without nookie than to nookie without love.

For the record though, since my SO is close to two thousand miles away, I don't get the joke either.
SO being that far away is no joke. That's what I meant and I'm in the same boat...sort of.

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Hey man, some people have different senses of humor. Jokes about sex stopping after marriage have been around as long as marriage. If I've offended you or anyone else, that was never my intent.

And my sentiment stands. Marriage without sex is still better (if all other aspects of the relationship are good), than sleeping around without love.
Agree 100% with that sentiment. Currently living that out day by day, hence the mad face...

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Don't know if it was or not, just covering my bases. Something I've learned here is that some people get upset and take things very personally for no apparent reason, almost as if they're looking for an excuse to be offended.

Now, balota has never given me that impression, but I wanted to make sure.
Not offended. As I've told others here, when it comes to being offended I wear some Kevlar-reinforced rhino hide. Takes a lot of doing to offend me. Presently only one person seems to accomplish that on a regular basis and he's in the White House!
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Totaly understand--Sadly many seem to have no sense of humor & or thin skins lately---Balota seems up to par tho
Now watch him come back & bitch slap me
Bitch slap you, Hoss? From the looks of your avatar, that's already been done...twice!
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Bitch slap you, Hoss? From the looks of your avatar, that's already been done...twice!
OK now that hurt
I know'd you was as hard headed 'n thick skinned as most of us
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Why is it that I can get on average two weeks out of a razor but just one swipe down a womans leg renders it unfit for a mans face ?

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