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Old 03-06-2013, 02:48 AM   #1911
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Hey Hossfly, I got a John Holmes joke for ya.... never mind, it's too long...

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Old 03-06-2013, 02:49 AM   #1912
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Hey Hossfly, I got a John Holmes joke for ya.... never mind, it's too long...
Very funny. I laughed out loud. Thanks.
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Got a joke about a vagina for ya! Never mind, you'll never get it...
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PAGE 192.........LOL , and a LOL again..!
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:56 AM   #1915
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What does that mean?
You don't want to know...
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I know dude, I'm married...
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I know dude, I'm married...
You poor, poor thing :'( it's okay though, better to love without nookie than to nookie without love.

For the record though, since my SO is close to two thousand miles away, I don't get the joke either.
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You poor, poor thing :'( it's okay though, better to love without nookie than to nookie without love.

For the record though, since my SO is close to two thousand miles away, I don't get the joke either.
I think that's the point... it's no joke...
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Hey man, some people have different senses of humor. Jokes about sex stopping after marriage have been around as long as marriage. If I've offended you or anyone else, that was never my intent.

And my sentiment stands. Marriage without sex is still better (if all other aspects of the relationship are good), than sleeping around without love.

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Hey man, some people have different senses of humor. Jokes about sex stopping after marriage have been around as long as marriage. If I've offended you or anyone else, that was never my intent.

And my sentiment stands. Marriage without sex is still better (if all other aspects of the relationship are good), than sleeping around without love.
An old guy I worked with a log time ago said every time you have sex before you are married put a penny in a jar, every time you have sex after the wedding take a penny out of the jar, the jar will never be empty. I think this may have been true in my case.
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