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03-06-2013, 02:48 AM
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tips his hat...
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Hey Hossfly, I got a John Holmes joke for ya.... never mind, it's too long...
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03-06-2013, 02:49 AM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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Originally Posted by rocshaman
Hey Hossfly, I got a John Holmes joke for ya.... never mind, it's too long...
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Very funny. I laughed out loud. Thanks.
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03-06-2013, 02:50 AM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Originally Posted by rocshaman
Hey Hossfly, I got a John Holmes joke for ya.... never mind, it's too long...
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Got a joke about a vagina for ya! Never mind, you'll never get it...
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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03-06-2013, 02:52 AM
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PAGE 192.........LOL , and a LOL again..! 
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03-06-2013, 02:56 AM
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Made in America, by Americans, for Americans! (Thanks for the avatar Cattledog!)
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Originally Posted by winds-of-change
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You don't want to know...
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." 2nd Amendment to the Constitution of the United States
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03-06-2013, 02:59 AM
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tips his hat...
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Originally Posted by trip286
Got a joke about a vagina for ya! Never mind, you'll never get it...
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I know dude, I'm married... 
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03-06-2013, 04:01 AM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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You poor, poor thing :'( it's okay though, better to love without nookie than to nookie without love.
For the record though, since my SO is close to two thousand miles away, I don't get the joke either.
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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03-06-2013, 04:05 AM
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Made in America, by Americans, for Americans! (Thanks for the avatar Cattledog!)
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Originally Posted by trip286
You poor, poor thing :'( it's okay though, better to love without nookie than to nookie without love.
For the record though, since my SO is close to two thousand miles away, I don't get the joke either.
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I think that's the point... it's no joke... 
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Balota
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." 2nd Amendment to the Constitution of the United States
Practice does NOT make perfect. Practice makes permanent. Only perfect practice makes perfect.
http://www.xdforum.com/entries/setback-testing-federal-hydrashok-45acp.html
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03-06-2013, 04:31 AM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Hey man, some people have different senses of humor. Jokes about sex stopping after marriage have been around as long as marriage. If I've offended you or anyone else, that was never my intent.
And my sentiment stands. Marriage without sex is still better (if all other aspects of the relationship are good), than sleeping around without love.
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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03-06-2013, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by trip286
Hey man, some people have different senses of humor. Jokes about sex stopping after marriage have been around as long as marriage. If I've offended you or anyone else, that was never my intent.
And my sentiment stands. Marriage without sex is still better (if all other aspects of the relationship are good), than sleeping around without love.
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An old guy I worked with a log time ago said every time you have sex before you are married put a penny in a jar, every time you have sex after the wedding take a penny out of the jar, the jar will never be empty. I think this may have been true in my case.
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