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Old 02-20-2013, 03:25 PM   #1791
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To bee politicaly correct we need to change the name of the weapon known as drones.....Male bees, are called drones and they do not kill.....With out bees we are headed toward starvation.....Give it a new name......How bout the Queen of arts.......

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When you have a child and are married, why set times to be places? It's pointless. We were supposed to leave an hour ago, were still eating breakfast.

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Your keys are where you left them.

Children have a way of warping time.

Re: Lazy chestnuts- yes- but did he invent the question mark?

Re: Directions. Reason it takes 500,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
Being male, they will not stop to ask for directions.

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Growing up My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
^^^Sounds like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.
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I have a hard enough keeping track of *my* keys. Seriously, I lose them at least twice a day... Yesterday I locked them in my truck, 400 miles from home. Apparently you can get into a Toyota pickup with nothing but a pocket knife...
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Look in your child's toy box. Or down the cold air return. Or in the freezer (I found mine there once) or in the coffee canister.

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When you have a child and are married, why set times to be places? It's pointless. We were supposed to leave an hour ago, were still eating breakfast.
It goes both ways, my friend. When I was married and had 3 kids, my husband would get himself ready then sit on the couch and bitch about what was taking me so long. I was single handedly getting myself and three kids ready while he sat there. He just didn't get it. I'm not at all saying you are like that. It's sometimes a wide variety of factors that prevent families from getting out the door in time.
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Nope. Wife is hard to wake up lol. Not saying she don't deserve to sleep in, she does. Just funny, she knew we had to be up early and wouldn't wake up.

Just fed our daughter, dressed her up, and got her bags ready. Wifey is getting dressed.

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Several weeks ago, mine were under my girls pillow. Apparently, she didn't want me to leave.

Yesterday, they were in a different coat, one I usually don't wear.
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Growing up My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
I get the feeling I missed something truly profound here- did this get censored?????














Not sure I would want to know my father had a penchant for buggery. Scratch that.I'm sure I wouldn't...
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