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07-09-2011, 08:24 AM
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Retired
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Originally Posted by Jpyle
Why do drive thru ATMs have braille instructions?
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Why is there braille on the doors of public shooting ranges?
When are the politicians going to realize that they work for me and that I don't work for them?
When are the politicians going to realize that I put almost as much money into government as I invest in my family?
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07-09-2011, 02:31 PM
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#112
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Location: Memphis,The volunteer state
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Did you buy it long enough ago that it has gone way up?
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I made about $300
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07-09-2011, 07:08 PM
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#113
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Location: BFE,Mississippi
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Originally Posted by Jpyle
Why are there no blue foods?
Why do men have nipples? Do the males of any other species of mammal have them?
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Blueberries are blue food. There are some blueish potatos. There are blue tortilla chips, but i'm not sure about their origins.
My male cat has nipples; he can lick all of them without being labeled a pervert. If i lick ONE of my nipples in public, people get offended; WTF people nobody bitches about people licking their fingers at a BBQ place & I'm not wiping my ass with my nipples. 
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Dead Bears, the only good kind.
GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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07-09-2011, 10:00 PM
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#114
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Location: Sapulpa,Oklahoma
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Originally Posted by orangello
My male cat has nipples; he can lick all of them without being labeled a pervert. If i lick ONE of my nipples in public, people get offended; WTF people nobody bitches about people licking their fingers at a BBQ place & I'm not wiping my ass with my nipples. |
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07-09-2011, 10:40 PM
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#115
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Nom nom nom nom nom
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Location: Bennington,VT
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If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear/smell it ..... is it still funny? 
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07-09-2011, 10:44 PM
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#116
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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Location: Northern Illinois
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Originally Posted by dog2000tj
If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear/smell it ..... is it still funny?
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Absolutely it is.
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07-09-2011, 10:47 PM
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#117
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Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by dog2000tj
If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear/smell it ..... is it still funny?
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Always. Farts are even funny to deaf people.
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07-09-2011, 11:47 PM
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#118
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Location: Somewhere being Awesome
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Originally Posted by M14sRock
Always. Farts are even funny to deaf people.
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That's why they smell.
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07-10-2011, 05:11 PM
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#119
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Location: Somewhere being Awesome
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Why is it that when the greatest guitarist topic is brought up, no one mentions Roy Clark?
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07-10-2011, 05:34 PM
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#120
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Location: Bandera,Texas
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Roy Clark is an amazing musician. He plays something like eleven instruments. Good pick!
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