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An average of 2 people per year are beaten to death by Canada geese.
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How mad would you have to be at someone to pick up a Canadian Goose and beat them to death with it? 
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10-17-2012, 07:07 PM
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I would do it to laugh.
In Kentucky it's illegal to walk down the sidewalk, with a ice cream come in your back pocket. People think you will try to steal a horse.
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Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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10-17-2012, 08:21 PM
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If I lived near there, I would talk my wife into going there at the right time, and smack her across the a$$ once with a small cane, tell her its legal, and run like hell. 
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10-17-2012, 08:22 PM
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I being one if them for the most part. The multiplication of them and division.
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Please tell me you got the joke in that.
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10-17-2012, 09:30 PM
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Please tell me you got the joke in that.
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Nope . I'm not good with humor/sarcasm in person let alone text. Lol
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Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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10-17-2012, 09:34 PM
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The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language
Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse
A chicken with red earlobes will produce brown eggs, and a chicken with white earlobes will produce white eggs
Ramses II, a pharaoh of Egypt died in 1225 B.C. At the time of his death, he had fathered 96 sons and 60 daughters
The dumbest dog is an Afghan hound
Banana chips look like...what part of a cat?
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10-17-2012, 09:38 PM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Five out of four people don't understand fractions.
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I being one if them for the most part. The multiplication of them and division.
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FIVE out of FOUR. 
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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10-17-2012, 09:41 PM
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ghoti is an alternative spelling that can be pronounced as fish
gh as in enough
0 as in women
ti as in nation.
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What we have heah is.... failure to communicate.
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10-17-2012, 09:42 PM
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You really are bad with fractions. 
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10-17-2012, 09:51 PM
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Roflmao. Okay I see it now. Wow I'm a dumbass. My bad. Lol
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Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
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