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Old 10-09-2012, 09:05 PM   #71
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I have been deported from Canada for one of two reasons given to me at the time.

1) Suspicion of illegal immigration (they were under the impression that I was trying to move there as I had 2 suit cases with me and one contained my work tools.

2) Suspicion of Intent to Commit Nefarious Acts. This one is my favorite. They found a receipt for the first bolt action rifle I was having built in some of my forms. Their assumption, who knows. In my mind, is that I was there to perform contract killing(s).

So after 20 something hours on flights starting in Korea, thru Japan, thru San Fran, I was deported from Canada and sent back to San Fran. That was a long assed day.
I know there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere. Nobody uses San Fran and ass in the same paragraph and gets past this crowd.
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I know there's a Freudian slip in there somewhere. Nobody uses San Fran and ass in the same paragraph and gets passed this crowd.
It doesn't really count when you edit out 90% of the message to string a couple of words together.
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Another random fact about myself:
I've got the nicest trailer in the park.
Yes, I'm a redneck.
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Another random fact about myself:
I've got the nicest trailer in the park.
Yes, I'm a redneck.
I miss a house with wheels !
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I miss a house with wheels !
You only miss it until you hear the tornado sirens go off.
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I have been deported from Canada
LOL, that's like getting beat up by a girl
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You only miss it until you hear the tornado sirens go off.
Shut up dude. Not cool. The "tornado on trailer park" violence epidemic is nothing to joke about.

Don't know why those damn tornadoes have to be so prejudice...
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I get drunk from beer faster than from hard liquor. Who knows why?
I got drunk on a marching band tour in Vegas once, along with most of the drumline. We all performed our show the next day completely hung over, but we not only got first place but we got the award for best percussion and for best in show... But we also had to listen to about fifty other bands play, talk about migraines.
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LOL, that's like getting beat up by a girl
You can say that when they don't have control of you, are going through every inch of your suitcases and "inviting" you into a spare room to undress.
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You only miss it until you hear the tornado sirens go off.
I am so glad someone else went there before I could. Tornados sure do have a mean case of hate for trailer parks.... LOL
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