I have the ability to make people smile no matter how awful the situation. I find it a lot harder to do online.
I've told a very famous and important person most of us know to eff off, then walked away. Because he had a serious attitude problem.
I've never had a major bone break.
I was driving a car and had a very serious accident, car completely totaled, and none of the five people involved was hurt at all.
One of these was a lie.