Well , many years ago when I had first met my wife and she said "I WILL MARRY YOU" Thwap , up side the head...!
She wanted to move me in and , it was no big deal ! All I had at the time was a 66 Shovel head and back pack. No baggage , no X,s , just young and free spirited.
She had asked what I do for money? I said I wait for the phone to ring. Her.?
What , drugs..?
No I said , when the phone rings , and it will , you can bring me lunch and see. Well the first two days , no phone and she's lookin at me like Well..?
Chill , it will , as long as there are stupid people , that phone will ring. (RING) , Bla , bla , bla...!
OK , meet me at this address.Lunch rolls around and she comes a lookin and
(HOLY-F**K), WHAT THE HELL are you doing..?
Fact is , a swing stage fell and two guys were stranded 28 floors above ground. That was my job , to save stupid people and salvage their equipment.
You know me , I'm crackin bad jokes to keep these fellows calm and trust me.
The one guy was praying and had peed himself!
No mercy , time for a joke.
Any how , the day was good and the peeing guy was never seen again.
My soon to be wife just shook her head and said , (STIPULATIONS HERE..!)
I will not marry you unless you have a large (LIFE-INSURANCE-POLICY)
Well , I done it....! I traveled the country and have been vertical hundreds of times.
OK Then Ladies , What level of tolerance do you's have to deal with in your relationships..?