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Old 08-23-2012, 05:39 AM   #41
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"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is!?"
Did he end up finding real drugs? I can't remember.
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This looks like a perfect time to Quote the first words I heard from my Drill Sergent SFC Boseman (with one small modifier)!

"My Heart Pumps Pure "Sh!t" for my dead grandmother. What the "Farg" do you think it pumps for Rosie"? (He didnt modify any spellings)...
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The Department of Justice could save billions of dollars if they used Rosie in a court of law. Rather than to sentence dangerous criminals to years of hard time that the tax payers have to pick up the tab for sentence them to have to provide oral pleasure to an un showered Rosie O'Donnell. The thought of that would scare most criminals into an honest life.

Kind of like The Middle East. There are less crimes in that part of the world because they know the unpleasantness of the punishment is worse than the benefits of the crime.
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Rather than to sentence dangerous criminals to years of hard time that the tax payers have to pick up the tab for sentence them to have to provide oral pleasure to an un showered Rosie O'Donnell. The thought of that would scare most criminals into an honest life.
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See, it works. If people knew that was the punishment it would scare them to a crime free life.
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Did he end up finding real drugs? I can't remember.
No, he ended up snorting the snow and freezing the left side of his brain. That's one of my favorite movies of all time. Skiing, cool car, cute girl. A guy has actually found the Camaro from that film and restored it just like it was in the movie. http://betteroffdeadcamaro.com/


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The Department of Justice could save billions of dollars if they used Rosie in a court of law. Rather than to sentence dangerous criminals to years of hard time that the tax payers have to pick up the tab for sentence them to have to provide oral pleasure to an un showered Rosie O'Donnell. The thought of that would scare most criminals into an honest life.

Kind of like The Middle East. There are less crimes in that part of the world because they know the unpleasantness of the punishment is worse than the benefits of the crime.
Man, I just ate breakfast, I think I'm going to be sick.
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The Department of Justice could save billions of dollars if they used Rosie in a court of law. Rather than to sentence dangerous criminals to years of hard time that the tax payers have to pick up the tab for sentence them to have to provide oral pleasure to an un showered Rosie O'Donnell. The thought of that would scare most criminals into an honest life.

Kind of like The Middle East. There are less crimes in that part of the world because they know the unpleasantness of the punishment is worse than the benefits of the crime.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Normally when women get stressed out they eat on a quart of ice cream

Rosie o'donnell eats a quart of crisco!
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