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Old 10-27-2010, 11:35 AM   #1
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine."

The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"

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Old 10-27-2010, 08:41 PM   #2
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Thats a good one Opaww! Thanks for the hump day laugh!
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Funny!! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!
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