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opaww 10-27-2010 11:35 AM

Powerful Liquid
 
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine."

The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"

amoroque 10-27-2010 08:41 PM

Thats a good one Opaww! Thanks for the hump day laugh!

dunerunner 10-27-2010 08:44 PM

Funny!! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!


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