I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
Feral cat waterboarder
66 in northwest Ohio, and it is not even dark yet
3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket
Know your limits; exceed them often
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but hollow points expand on impact.