Gonna take you back in time to Feb 68 during TET in Kontum City Vietnam. As we were headed to the fight ( see smoke in left foreground) a South Vietnamese soldier was peddling his bike rapidly away from the action.
Thought that was pretty funny and typical of the ARVN's.
Reminds me of a saying we used to have:
"Wanna buy an ARVN rifle, never been fired and only dropped once".