Discovered the quickest way to a Folger's wake up.
At least first degree, my arm and hand are red like a sun burn, and because of the way I was sitting, my chestnuts pretty much roasted on that open fire for a moment before I was able to get up. I haven't checked for blisters yet, but I'm sure any man could tell you, once you burn that, it was nothing less than magma. A whole damn 22oz. cup of fresh brewed coffee. I hadn't even taken a sip and spilled the entire cup.