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02-11-2010, 02:51 PM
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The Pope and pelosi
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd…
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day they will rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that; with one little wave of your
hand, I doubt it? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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From the great speaker...er uh Barak Obongo
"Liberals make great proctologists. They're the only ones who truly know what the inside of an anus looks like."~me
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02-11-2010, 03:19 PM
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Rotflmao...
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Begreift man die Entdeckung endlich, so nennt sie jeder selbstverständlich.
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02-11-2010, 03:35 PM
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Funny!!!!!!!! 
God how I wish someone would slap her!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-11-2010, 03:56 PM
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Thank you Darin, I needed a good laugh today
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02-11-2010, 04:01 PM
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Thats a good one.
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02-11-2010, 05:55 PM
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If only that would happen....
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02-11-2010, 06:27 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Not a big fan of the pope, but i would want to shake that man's hand after that.
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GANDER MOUNTAIN OF HATTIESBURG, MS IS OVERPRICED, HAS LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, & SELLS BEAT UP PISTOLS TO LITTLE OLD LADIES AS "NEW". :p
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02-11-2010, 07:19 PM
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Yep, funny. How we wish...
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