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Old 05-12-2011, 11:18 PM   #1
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Sick of overly simple scope reticles not impressing the guys at the range? Does the fact that you can see too much bullseye through your scope psyche you out?

Here's the answer!

The new 'PlazaPolicePro' (PPP) scope from walmartsecuritywarehouse.com will cure all of your worries!

Utilising our new patent pending 'PeripheralSightKilla' (PSK) reticle;

the PPP PSK will provide you and your recce team with the ultimate in long-range capabilities. Any old 'experts' at the range tell you you need a full-bore round out of a custom bolt gun to be accurate at the mile and beyond? Prove them wrong by bolting this to your standard M-4 lookalike!

It's 1-70x25mm capabilities will allow you to spot those pesky Armenians who are out to get you with their rocket launchers! A light-weight design means that you can duct-tape many more trauma plates to your chest than your team mates and acres of rail space allow for quick attachment of lasers, lights, bayonets, and more; even other scopes! Genuine Japanese cellophane means if a lens is broken during a mobile assault on the pin-ball machines, you can easily replace it from our cost optional lens sheath which attaches direct to your Molle pack!

An innovation in magnification technology allows for full 1-70x zoom range with a critical eye-relief of just 12 microns! As a special offer to online customers only, we will also ensure that Weatherby eyebrow is included after purchase!

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Old 05-12-2011, 11:50 PM   #2
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$2399? Walmart? Oxymoron?

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Old 05-12-2011, 11:53 PM   #3
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$2399? Walmart? Oxymoron?
Just because it's for security officers who work at Walmart doesn't mean you buy it from there, duh









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Old 05-12-2011, 11:57 PM   #4
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Geez, that's a really tacticool set up. I'm sure it's been thoroughly tested by the finest retail security operators.

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I want 1. The wife said as soon as I replace the muffler bearing in her van I can have it.

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For the record, NOBODY plug your own stuff or personal pet sites. Only vendors can do this and only in their appropriate areas. Don't let the title confuse you

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I want 1. The wife said as soon as I replace the muffler bearing in her van I can have it.
Is that the chrome reverse muffler bearing with the vasaline greese zerks?
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Kind of reminds me of this one.

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Yeah sorry

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Jeez, when I become a fully certified Retail Security Operator I hope to be able to purchase such a tacticool scope (hopefully with Somebody Else's Money) and will then review it for my fellow Professionals.

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