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Sick of overly simple scope reticles not impressing the guys at the range? Does the fact that you can see too much bullseye through your scope psyche you out?
Here's the answer!
The new 'PlazaPolicePro' (PPP) scope from walmartsecuritywarehouse.com will cure all of your worries!
Utilising our new patent pending 'PeripheralSightKilla' (PSK) reticle;
the PPP PSK will provide you and your recce team with the ultimate in long-range capabilities. Any old 'experts' at the range tell you you need a full-bore round out of a custom bolt gun to be accurate at the mile and beyond? Prove them wrong by bolting this to your standard M-4 lookalike!
It's 1-70x25mm capabilities will allow you to spot those pesky Armenians who are out to get you with their rocket launchers! A light-weight design means that you can duct-tape many more trauma plates to your chest than your team mates and acres of rail space allow for quick attachment of lasers, lights, bayonets, and more; even other scopes! Genuine Japanese cellophane means if a lens is broken during a mobile assault on the pin-ball machines, you can easily replace it from our cost optional lens sheath which attaches direct to your Molle pack!
An innovation in magnification technology allows for full 1-70x zoom range with a critical eye-relief of just 12 microns! As a special offer to online customers only, we will also ensure that Weatherby eyebrow is included after purchase!
Visit our site at walmartsecuritywarehouse.com today for super specials on our PPP PSK scope. Huge markdowns due to a Government over-order has led to prices being slashed to only $2399 per unit.
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