Yesterday I was sitting at home, minding my own Boss Business when the FTF hot phone started buzzing.
I answered and it was Yunus, imagine my shock, The Pot Stirrer??
Of all people here was Yunus telling me was here on special DoD assignment at the Nuclear Sub Base at Bangor and he was up to his ears in trouble.
"I'm telling you JD, this is serious business. I came here for other issues all together, but the security is on HIGH alert and the still images I have seen have be worried. I had to fly commerical, so I am feeling a bit naked out here. Can you scramble a team?"
I couldn't. No one was close, I would have to go it alone. But one Hugo Boss 3 button later, I loaded up the truck with a Go Bag, a few weapons, some ammo, some beef jerky and headed over the bridge.
We met up and I was surprised, this was no left wing mall ninja, this kid was in shape, he had a steady hand and his eyes told a story that he was dead serious. Not to mention a snappy dresser in his own right. He showed me some images, night vision mostly, of what appeared to be remnants from Area 51 looking to kidnap some locals.
We went out under cover of darkness and we got jumped. Classic ambush and we walked right into it. We were fighting back to back just to avoid getting surprised and by the time we were able to get out, both suits were ruined. RUINED I tell you!!!
Today was payback. We decided to disguise ourselves in the open, dress as the locals, lose the suits and pretend to be vulnerable.
We lured them out and I am here to tell you Brothers (and Sisters) these "things" have bad intentions on their collective mind.
They attack as a wolfpack! Hauling their victim down, pulling the pants off their prey and quickly going for some type of finger probe to the no-no land!
We had to put a stop to this and we owed them some retribution.
We were able to bring along a cameraman, so I have to receive the "sanitized" pictures from Yunus' coworkers within the DoD. But I am here to tell you it was a green colored blood bath for the good guys today and we even wounded one.
Little bastard is in a medical "probing" of his own, right now for a little "Predator becomes Prey" universal change of pace.