Originally Posted by rn-cindy
Are they having you pee thru a screen so they can catch the little bugger. Then they do the lab work, and tell you what you shouldnt be eating.
I'm here to tell ya, When mine passed ; that little painters screen they wanted me to pee through; Quickly failed.....
My hands were too busy "white knuckling" the porcelain sink and the side of the toilet. A lessor man would of crumpled to his knees and sobbed like a little girl!!!!!
The force of the stone leaving my body was enough for me to hear it ricochet off the tank of the toilet, I was able to see it land on the flo-cottie rug. Precision aiming / targeting was also lost, as I performed my dance interpretation of the Wamo Water Wiggle toy of the 60's.
When that stone passed I was overwhelmed with euphoria of being able to have a steady stream....
After successful recovery of said stone, and the clean up of the family bathroom. I ultimately learned that I was not drinking enough water and my caffeine intake was stupid.... This was before the time of saleable water bottles....